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WHY THE FUCK IS MICROPHONE A TODDLER
THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
MICROPHONE
Leave sorrows behind, become Pokémon~
And.. why would I do that? It's fun being a human!
My friend says Snorlax is deir spirit animal. Is my friend trying to tell me something?
my friend uses dei/deim
Introduction
Hello! My name is Shire! I'm a brand new Pokemon Trainer from Galar, and my goal is to become a Professor one day! I love love love love LOVE water types :D
My pronouns are he/him/any neos!
I'll take
pelliper / musharna mail
magic anons
asks
ooc under the cut //
Yo, saw you're new fallers, that was me once. You people seem groovy. I just feel in my circuits you wrote some rockin tunes in your day (or maybe I'm totes wrong idk just reading vibes here). Here to help if ya need anything.
What was I doing here? Oh right! If you're offered pokemon from a group called Enaseer Champions, don't take them. They're what we call a Shiny Mill, who mistreat their pokemon really badly. I stormed their Paldea building a few months back so I don't think they should be an issue in Paldea anymore but I've heard they're rebuilding in Sinnoh so they might be trying stuff in Paldea again too (on that note be suspicious of any pokemon you get traded with names like SHNYPKMN,GG those are usually from mills)
Anyway see ya around, hope ya like this crazy world
- Top Man ( @centrifugal-apotheosis )
... We sure did write tunes. They were less 'rockin' and more like... enchanting. But uhm... in a not good way. I'm going to assume 'fallers' is what the people here refer to people not native to here as? Since, well, that's really the only thing unique about us in this scenario. And noted. We'll make sure not to if that ever does come up. ...It's not the worst world I've been in. At least there's some kind of magic, even if we still don't have ours! Sure. See you around or whatever. Thanks, I guess.
The sky has been, oh so cloudy today.
The hurricane is approaching.
Time to ball up all my ‘mons I guess.
I live on a hill, so we hopefully shouldn’t get that flooded.
Let’s hope everyone stays safe.
After hurricanes you can find lots of new interesting ‘mon that don’t normally appear in the dry season, so that’s exciting! At least there’s something to look forward to apart from cleaning debris and rehabilitating hurt pokemon.
// There’s an actual hurricane coming to where I live, so wish me luck!
So uh, my blog dedicated to my FREAK (positive) was pretty outdated! So I wanted to change that! I'm working on updating stuff as I go, so I'll redo my introduction post!
I'm Beldril, a non-binary trainer with a huge interest in pokemon! Like a huge hyperfixation.
I own one pokemon as of writing, a Litten. Her name is Cuddles and she is a MENACE. I battle with her so she spares me for another day (this is all in a positive tone, no she isn't staring me down while I write this I AM OKAY I SWEAR)
Uhhh stuff about me:
I like to draw
I like pokemon biology and want to become a professor one day!
While owning a Litten, my favorite pokemon is actually Sprigatito. Though I wouldn't trade Cuddles for the world.
ASK ME ABOUT CUDDLES PLEASE
[pt: Ask me about Cuddles please /pt]
Where's your favorite place to take someone when hanging out in any context? What is the go-to location of Mr. BGLB? (Ballonlea gym leader Bede)
Tch. And I suppose this is some thinly veiled attempt at paparazzi? You'd like to know what places I frequent so that you might catch me there?
Hmph. Luckily for you, I happen to want to promote that very place. I like to spend my time with others at a cafe in Ballonlea called "Morelullaby". Their specialty is Morelull cap soup and herbal tea, and I am of the opinion that they require more attention.