An Accidental Booty Call to (who is apparently) My Stalker.
If there are any spelling or grammatical errors I do apologize I am writing this at 3:30 a.m.because my sleep schedule is way off, but I tried to review it before posting.
My life never ceases to throw surprises my way.
Short back story:
I had to crash for a night at a male friend's house (we can call him, “Kris”), because of a complicated situation I was in. He was very helpful in driving a long way to come pick me up and transport all of my things as well. The next day I got picked up by a family that I am now staying with until I figure something else to do with my life. The day after I left he sent me a three-paragraph message about how he wished we could’ve spent more time together and that he was sad when I left and told me how he wanted to spend his life with me. That would be a sweet gesture except for a couple of things: I had already let Kris down twice before, he knows that I am gay, and we were never good friends in the first place we were just more like acquaintances. In responding to his message I let him down another time, I told him that I still did not feel that way about him and by the end of this conversation it seemed to me that at this point he would understand very clearly that I had no feelings for him.
Present-day (a couple of weeks after the whole ‘Kris-asking-me-out-again’ incident):
Today I was cleaning and organizing my things when I remembered that I had left some of my belongings at Kris’s apartment. So being the responsible and communicative person that I am I texted Kris asking him asking about my things and when/how I would be getting my things back. He simply replied back that he would be free anytime this weekend to bring them over to me (now take into consideration that we live 3-4 hours apart), at first I felt bad because I didn’t want him to waste his time on a long car drive if he wasn’t up to it but he said he was totally fine with bringing my things to me. I communicated my thankfulness by saying that I appreciated it and we set a time for him to come tomorrow around noon.
A little bit later my sister, that I currently do not live with, texted me telling me that Kris was asking her a weird question about me (Kris is a mutual friend between my sister and me, we tell each other everything so of course, she knew that he had this crush on me). Kris asked her if she knew that if my intentions of him driving up to me meant that I was also meaning “business.” At first, I was confused by what that meant, because in my mind he surely would not be asking what I think he is asking. Sadly I was wrong, Kris was asking my sister if I was wanting to have sex with him.
You can imagine my shock, after letting him down about 3 times at this point and making it clear that I am lesbian I would think that he would understand that it is not even an option. (Also, in my opinion, I think it is really weird that he would ask my sister that question like if you wanna smash with me that bad then grow some balls and ask me yourself, ya know) At this point my sister and I are dying laughing, she told him that was not how I felt and that he needs to let it go, but by this point, he had already bought the condoms and had them ready in his fucking car! Like WTF!
If you think it the story stopped there you are sadly mistaken. After my sister confirmed with me that she told Kris that I’m into him, he continues to send her videos of him singing along with sexual songs and captioning about how much he needs me. I am feeling very uncomfortable and disrespected at this point so I told her that he should either go into his room and do it himself or go find some other girl to fuck with because I am not about to be playing any of his little games. I was angry but at the same time I was laughing my ass off because of how stupid all of this was. Then there was more, (and I promise you I wish that there wasn’t) She sent me a photo collage that he sent to her which he had made using pictures of ME (that he screenshotted off of my Instagram) and him TOGETHER saying that he sees how perfect we would be together and that by me not being with him I would basically be missing out on that “good life” and shit like that. Let me tell you all the shock of this news was so dumbfounding, Kris is on a whole other level of clingy where I didn’t even hint at liking him or wanting him in any shape or form. Her conversations with him ended there and we haven’t talked about it with him since.
So here is my plan for tomorrow when I see him. The wife and husband of the family that I am living with are like family to me and I love them to death (I even call them “mom” and “dad”). I told them about this occurrence which gave us all a good laugh and something to joke about for many years to come. My mom being the amazing woman that she is offered to let me make her my scapegoat in this situation. She is pregnant and with all of this coronavirus shit going around we have to disinfect everything and ourselves at any time that we come back into the house. And as the very protective family that I have, they told me don’t really want his little horny ass self to be around me at this time, so here is the plan: I am going to tell Kris that he cannot come into the house regarding the information that I just said above and to leave my things on the front porch and that I will wave to him through the glass door...It sounds like a genius plan to me so hopefully, it all goes over well.
Also, if you think that I didn’t make a post declaring my gayness to the world and inadvertently telling Kris, and any other guy that has been trying to hit me up, to fuck off then you would sadly be mistaken. It is the most upfront post about being a lesbian that I have made/posted on Instagram (the only thing that would’ve made it more gay was if I had the flag-draped across my body while making out with another girl), at this point if Kris or any other guy doesn’t understand the simple concept, that I will not be into them, by now then I guess it confirms that they are blind and I’m screwed.
If you made it this far in this post, I would like to thank you for taking the time to read about one of the many crazy events that happen in my life. Wish me luck for tomorrow!
So I guess the lesson here is don’t leave your stuff at a guys house on accident or else everything following that will go terribly wrong.