#rowain

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Lucina: Gods, help the person who ends up dating Owain

Rowan: I’m dating Owain

Lucina: My condolences

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Rowan: what would you do if we accid*ntally fucked

Owain: I'd apologize

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Takumi: *standing in a long line*

Rowan: *walks up to Takumi and grabs his hand* This is crazy

Takumi: *looks at Rowan* Um...

Rowan: *looks at Takumi* You’re not my boyfriend

Darios: *from behind Takumi and Rowan* You’re holding the wrong hand, Rowan

Rowan: You sure?

Takumi: Yeah, we’re sure

Rowan: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you

Takumi: I’m not paying

Rowan: Nevermind, I’m going back to my boyfriend

Darios: I’m not paying either

Owain: *at the front of the line* Come hold my hand, man. I’ll buy you anything you want

Rowan: *goes to hold Owain hand* At least somebody cares about me

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Rowan: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One"

Rowan: Darios, code name -- "Been There, Done That"

Rowan: Owain is -- "Currently Doing That"

Rowan: Takumi is -- "It Happened Once in a Dream"

Rowan: Lucina, code name -- "If I Had To Pick a Chick"

Rowan: Xander is -- "Eagle Two"

Xander: Oh thank God

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Owain: I’m manly I’ll hug a guy I don’t even care!

Rowan: Well I’m manlier I’ll kiss a guy!

Owain: WELL I’LL MARRY A GUY *gets down on one knee*

Rowan: *puts hand on chest* Bro!

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Rowan: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend...

Rowan: Darios is still really mad about it but Owain and I were drunk and thought it was funny

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Lianna: *about Rowan and Owain* And you had sex how many times?

Rowan: Six

Lianna: Hmm. Yeah, that’s not technically a bromance

[rowaindomain]

Greetings, human fellas.

As you can obviously tell by the name of this digital blog page, my name is Rowain.

I am not part of your average human specie, for I am only what you would mortals call a demon, incarnated into a humanized flesh body.

Oh, don't you worry my sweet humans, I am not here to hunt your kind down. At least, not all of you. I am only after a few of your population. Therefore you better hope you are not part of those preys of mine, or our encounter would greatly be painful for you.

I'll be in the shadows until my next update my fellas. And be careful of your actions. ❤