Incorrect Quotes from Fire Emblem Warriors

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F!Robin: Chorm, there’s something that I wanted to tell you.

Chrom: Yes, Robin?

F!Robin: I’m gay, so it means that you could fuck the other Robin.

Chrom: Yes!

Lucina(Sobbing): Mother!!!!

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M!Corrin: Can I please tell them? F!Corrin: No, brother! M!Corrin: Fine.

M!Corrin(Opened the door and shouted): HEY EVERYONE MY TWIN SISTER CORRIN IS FUCKING PREGNANT AND LEO IS THE FATHER.

Everyone(Laughs)

F!Corrin: You suck.

M!Corrin: Well, that’s what you get when you tell everyone that I’m gay. 

F!Corrin: You are and no one gives a shit that you’re gay.

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F!Corrin: Ugh, for replaying this shit, fates fuck us up brother. 

M!Corrin: Come on sis, that was long time ago. How bad are we? 

F!Corrin: We’re literally nothing but being fucking idiots, I should’ve kill myself in the first place. 

M!Corrin: Please don’t do that, I don’t think we’re that bad. 

F!Corrin: You only love it because you wanted to fuck around every guy you met. 

M!Corrin: Okay that shit was true, it was a masterpiece. And you know what’s the best thing about us, that we’re in Smash Bros, sis. 

F!Corrin: People hated us back then brother, we’re fucking low tier. Just admit that we’re suck. 

M!Corrin: At least people find you hotter than me. 

F!Corrin: Okay that shit was true, thank you.

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Darios: If y'all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags

Navarre: #was a misogynist in fifth grade

Chrom: #I eat pancakes with my hands

Owain: #legit just being a dumbass

Tharja: #vriska apologism

Celica: #almost got cancelled for not liking komaeda

Takumi: #not liking komaeda as well

Niles: #trick question #i was never valid

Caeda: #i do wanna fuck sans

Darios: i'm going to have an aneurysm

Darios: Love this cause this is actually the kinda stuff I wanted to comment instead of the shit like "I like "problematic media" or "im a conservative" "I have trans people". I wanted people to say funny shit. Like here's my original tag I did

Darios: #mine would probably be the murder i committed in the summer of 98

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Niles: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container

Owain: The cow?!

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Rowan: You have our undivided attention

Darios: ...

Lianna: The tv's broken

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Chrom: I think I might be in love with Lianna! Do you think there's a chance she returns my feelings?

Lyn:

Lyn: [slaps Chrom]

Chrom: I see

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Niles: Hey, how much blood do you have to lose until you can't get an erection?

Frederick: What kind of life do you live?

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Rowan: I think we just dug our own grave

Possessed!Darios: Allow me to push you in. It's the least I could do

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accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw naga doing the worm

Gaius

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Lianna, explaining the rules to a card game: You just do you, Chrom, and later you can do me

Lucina: THIS IS WHY I DON'T HANG AROUND YOU TWO

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Chrom: You... have a face

Lianna: Yes, I do

Chrom: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face

Lianna: Thanks, I think

Chrom: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing

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Rowan: Do I look straight?

Lianna: Not even slightly

Rowan: ...I meant my parking job

Lianna: Oh. Yeah, you’re good

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Possessed!Darios: Ah, there they are, my favorite twins: Lilian... and Rowena!

Lianna: Lianna

Rowen: Rowen

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Niles: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good

Linde: That's him, officer, that's the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away

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Rowan: Do you think I would make a good king?

Lianna, skateboarding across the hall: King of Jerking Off maybe

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I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me

Niles, after going back to Nohr