Forum Deals With Flirting
A random lil blurb I wrote to show what happens when anyone who isn't Roxanne (Forum's soulmate) attempts to flirt with him. Forum is an Error fan child I posted about a while ago, and I'll attach a picture of him at the end of the story in case anyone would like a reminder what he looks like
"Awe c'mon, hot stuff. Can't a girl get your number?"
Narrowing his sockets in mild annoyance, the black skeleton sighed, "I don't give my number to strangers. I'd apologize for that, but there's no need for such measures, is there?"
The brunette puffed her cheeks out; this wasn't going according to plan. Not at all. She'd been relentless in her efforts to flirt with this.... creature, and so far, she hadn't made any progress whatsoever. Forum grumbled something under his breath and returned to his book, not seeming to mind as Roxanne laid her head on his shoulder. In a last ditch effort to get under the other girl's skin and flirt with the skeleton, the brunette's lips curled into a small, almost shy smile as she reached out, delicately placing a hand on his cheekbone and coaxing him to turn his head and look at her.
Batting her eyelashes and doing her absolute best to appear cute, she pouted, leaning down just enough for the front of her shirt to sag, revealing the lacy bra she wore beneath it. Despite the distraction, Forum kept his eye lights focused on her face, frowning and clearly becoming more agitated than he'd already been before, "What do you want now, human? Haven't you pestered me enough for one day?"
The brunette internally cursed at him; the way he spoke to her with such disrespect and completely ignored how she used her body to try gaining his attention was beginning to piss her off. Regardless, she smiled cutely, tilting her head, "Don't be like that, cutie... I'm just curious about you, that's all. Won't you at least humor me a little? I'll leave you alone afterwards, I promise." Raising a single brow bone, his phalanges instinctively found the top corner of the page he was on in his book, and he folded it, marking his place before closing the book and pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose a bit, "And what exactly are you curious about?"
Smile widening slightly, she leaned closer, her lips dangerously close to brushing against his teeth as she mumbled, "I just wondered what it'd be like to kiss you. Do you think you could show me?" Sockets narrowing in annoyance again, a noticeable shade of sky blue dusted across his cheekbones and he let out an even deeper sigh than before, opening his mouth just enough for two midnight blue tongues to loll out, his eye lights vanishing and leaving his sockets completely red. Due to his embarrassment, his figure began to glitch heavily, his voice following suit, "HoW aB-bOuT n-No? eVeN iF y-Y-yOu W-wErE aCtUaLlY iNtO f-FrEaKsHoWs L-lIkE m-M-mE, i'M nOt InTo f-FrEaKsHoWs L-lIkE y-Y-yOu, YoU d-DiSgUsTiNg HaRlOt."
At his sudden change in appearance and behavior, the brunette's eyes widened and she let out a startled cry, stumbling backwards in an effort to get away from him. Stomach twisting with a warped sense of amusement and satisfaction, Forum's frown shifted into a dark smile and his fingers twitched, midnight blue threads that almost matched his tongue appeared seemingly out of nowhere, wrapping around one of the brunettes wrists as his voice glitched and warbled, "wHaT's WrOnG, hUmAn? GiViNg Up On TrYnA kIsS mE aLrEaDy?"
The brunette shrieked again, ripping her wrist out of the grasp of his threads. Watching as she turned tail and ran off, an expression of terror plastered on her face, the skeleton let out a heavily glitched chuckle. Threads vanishing as his eye lights returned and his tongues disappeared back into his mouth, his glitching began to fade, he sighed in satisfaction, relaxing in his seat again. Cuddling into his side, Roxanne's lips curled into a small smile and she shook her head, her voice a mumble, "You're awful sometimes, y'know that?"
Feeling her boyfriend wrap an arm around her waist, she relaxed further, and he playfully raised a brow bone at her, tilting his head, "Maybe so. Doesn't it take one to know one though, Roxie?" Sticking her tongue out and playfully shoving him, she couldn't help but smile again, "God, you're such a dweeb." He chuckled, "You love it though, and you can't deny it." Letting out an exaggerated sigh, she made a face, turning to face him. Watching her curiously to see what she was up to, he hummed softly, the sound holding a questioning tone. Lips curling into a mischievous grin, she lifted a hand, curling it into a fist around the collar of his shirt and yanking him closer to herself, pressing a soft kiss to his cheekbone. Lips almost pressing against his teeth as well, his cheekbones immediately began to glow a bright shade of sky blue and his sockets widened, going completely red and filling with errors. Seeing his blush and the look on his face, Roxanne laughed softly, staying cuddled as close to him as possible.
He was a dork, sure, but she loved him dearly, and she couldn't wait for the day when she was able to finally tell him that.
((A picture of the dweeb, as promised))
