Kingsman Characters with Sucky Names
Eggsy. Like, wtf, who takes that up as their nickname when they’re trying to be straight-thug and willingly tell people that’s their name?
And his IRL name Gary isn’t much better than that.
Digby. It’s a name, but, it sounds like a name you give a rlly buff dog.
Harry Hart. *Cackles ensue*
Gazelle. Because she runs and shit.
Charlie’s a lame name.
No guy named Valentine should be feared. Like. They fear you more than you fear them. - Fictional Villian Guide 101
Mr Pickle - I know it’s the name of his dog, but Harry, why don’t you name him like Chuck or something? And then keep him above your toilet. I wouldn’t go into some guy’s house if they were named Harry Hart and had like a weird-ass stuffed dog above their toilet named Mr Pickle.
Merlin, Galahad, Arthur, Lancelot, plz tell me this doesn’t sound like a LARP of Knights of the Round Table.
