#dnd without context

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“Love picking from a box a toothpicks. You always know what you’re gonna get… unless it’s a stupid box of toothpicks.”

[mossymossman]

My dnd sessions explained badly and without context

session 1: an incel slime realizes she’s an asshole while high before going back to normal.

session 2: the DM struggles to balance encounters while the party helps what remains of a harem of twink scientists.

session 3: The party sneaks past border control and leaves their body fluids in between dimensions. session 4: the party tries to sneak a bear back through border control so that they can rig an election.

I will keep you updated.

[thegaycondor]

awful(wonderful) affirmations my players need

odi

z

alex

himo

duurth

bonus

me

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“If you don’t want us to eat the bones, then you should let us out of the bone pit!”

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“Bold of you to assume I couldn’t kill someone with a potato.”

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“I like to think that my soul would be spicy.”

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“Kickball is a sport of love.”

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“You’re like a tumbleweed made of turtle.”