DnD But There’s No Context

Quotes from my DnD campaigns but you don’t get any context

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“Ah, so she’s God.”

“Space God, yes.”

“As opposed to Regular God, who lives in Minnesota.”

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“Love picking from a box a toothpicks. You always know what you’re gonna get… unless it’s a stupid box of toothpicks.”

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“If you don’t want us to eat the bones, then you should let us out of the bone pit!”

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“I like to think that my soul would be spicy.”

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“Three birds equals one horse.”

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“You’re like a tumbleweed made of turtle.”

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“I’m the head healer.”

“Okay healer of heads...”

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“I don’t have limbs, I have lamps.”

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“Have these faeries ever seen a gun?”

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“Lung juice.”

“You... you mean breath?”

“Yeah that.”

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“So he’s Jabba the Hutt, but Iron Man?”

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“My human brain says dice but my goat brain says cronch.”

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“That’s just a design flaw in dogs.”

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“What, did you expect the squirrels to not have object permanence?”

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“You have to anti-LEGO the bees.”

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“Bold of you to assume I couldn’t kill someone with a potato.”

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“If I told you you looked like a fancy garbage can, would you be happy?”