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Howdy! Hey. Howdy & hey! Howdyhey. (Howdyadoo.) I'm tired. I just got back from Chicago (the land of where the chicas go) and I was tooootttalllly gonna take a nap. And I was like, I'll just schedule the page real quick! And then it was like! I hadn't made the page yet!!! So I had to make it!!! Just now!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D !!!! :D !! :D
It's fine. We've got a special bonus page! A Coffee Shop AU. Those are popular, right? Those are "in" with the "in" crowd? You people over at AO3 are still into those right? Where Elsa and Shrek work at a coffee shop managed by Steve Harvey? And then they all kiss? No? … Well you WILL! When I WRITE IT!
I'll call it---…. I'll c-call it… um… MY FROZEN SWAMP: What Are You Doing In It, And Also Can I Get You Some Coffee, and Steve Harvey is Here (He's My Manager) [50,000 words, slow burn]
… Wait it should say slow ROAST! Yeah, yeah, now we're cookin'…. (scribble, scribble…) What, you're still here?
Fine. Chicago trip was dope. Hella dope! 10/10 weekend. I don't dole those out often. I made friends with an eldritch god. (He's funny.)
Uhhhhhhhh I don't know what else fams! That's it. I'ma go nap. BYEEEEE! (waves)








