things my brother says sentence meme.
‘three words. not a chance.’
‘i can’t allow it. it’s against house rules.’
‘i will deny that.’
‘what!!!!!’ ( short pause ) ‘jesus!!!!’
‘wash my hat.’
( like a bond villain ) ‘did you get the brownies like i asked?’
( like a bond villain ) ‘back so soon?’
‘....free toilet?’
‘put that phone down.’
‘I SAID TOMORROW MORNING SO ACCEPT IT!’
‘i will be occupied with [ name. ]’
‘i don’t like gorgonzola, goddamn it!’
‘shut up already!!!’
‘....free toilet?’
( mockingly ) she can explain it to him.
‘yeah, yeah. i don’t care.’
‘yes. thank you for ASKING.’
‘i can’t allow that.’
‘you’re just a terrible singer.’
‘i said o-KAY.’
‘today is not the day.’
‘where’s the CHICKEN.’
‘you’re smelling things in your head.’
‘well, har de har har.’
‘shut up and go!’
‘whatever you say, miss bossy pants.’
( deadpan ) ‘lol.’
‘no frickin duh!’
’nothing! — shh!’
’shh. shut up, don’t worry about it!’
‘oh COME ON.’
‘trust me!’ ( muttering ) ‘my god.’
‘aren’t you supposed to be here by now?’
