First I would like to thank the amazing writer who inspired me to create this list of random things as she was a huge influence: @fear-is-truth
Warnings: kai anderson bc he is a warning, cult, murderers, misogyny, any shit you can think about literally, transphobia, drugs, sh, sa.
I literally don’t know how to start. But I listen to this song on repeat while I wrote this.
Kai was the “easy kid” in his family as he grew up, he looked after his younger sister Winter since their big brother was basically an asshole.
When Kai dyed his hair he used the wrong bleach volume and he fried his hair off. It became elastic. My worst fears
So the grease you see on his hair isn’t actually grease, it was a hair treatment to make his hair a little bit better.
When Kai found out about Winter SH herself he forced her to talk to him and helped her actually to stop.
Although Kai is a misogynistic mf, he wouldn’t allow his men to SA a female in his cult, yet himself would do it. Because he’s an absolute asshole.
He’s transphobic. No further explanation.
He wished to have a tarantula as pet but his parents didn’t allow him when he was a kid.
He listens to Kurt Cobain, his favorite song is “Come as you are” and “Rape me” but secretly he listens to “Heart Shaped Box” and wishes his gf would have beautiful eyes.
When it comes to having a gf, he’s possessive, in a suffocating way. But he can be wrapped around her finger with simple gestures of physical affection.
He’s easily manipulated guys. When it comes to women, he’s blinded by his ego, so he’s an easy target for manipulation.
He takes ice baths.
Ally fucked up with his pills so he got his schizophrenic ass worse.
He didn’t smoke cigarettes in his life, but he smoked weed I can tell.
He’s got good sense of fashion.
He really wanted to be a dad, it’s not about the cult fucked up Messiah thing. He wanted to give his kid what his father didn’t give him.
And after Ally convinced Kai that Oz is his son, he made sure that Oz wasn’t a part of his cult business. And he started to hangout with him more.
He planned to take Oz to Disney Land one day.
It broke Kai’s heart when he found out Oz wasn’t his son because he got attached to him. That’s why he called Ally from the prison losing his shit.
Oz didn’t like Kai at all on the other hand.
He didn’t come up with the title “Divine Ruler” one of his men did and the rest just started to call him by it. It fed his ego.
He’s so charismatic I’d fall for him I won’t lie. 🤭
He 100% will kill for his lover.
He 100% will kill his lover.
If you caught his attention, he’ll do his best to drive you crazy, then he’d show up as the hero who protects you and cares about you.
There’s no such thing as privacy when you’re dating him. But his life is a big mystery for you.
Won’t let you involved with his cult if you’re not a part of it. You won’t even know he’s a cult leader.
Would definitely make you cut every single person out of your life, family, friends and coworkers.
He wants to be the only person in your life, he wants to manipulate you, to brainwash you.
After all if you’re smart enough, you’d be able to runaway from him, out of the state.
This is it everybody, this is my honest opinion on Kai Anderson. I hope you like it!
Sorry if there’s any misspelling or grammatical mistakes I wrote this after midnight.
I will make it a habit to put the song I listen to while writing.
Please kiss his dimples.
He listens to indie rock sometimes. Secretly
He says he hates pets, but you’ll catch him petting a stray cat. American Psycho reference
He went heavy on cocain in early 30s, right before he died.
He likes to fuck religious people before killing them. In a way that mocks god and the Bible. I’m really sorry
He had multiple affairs while he was married to Elizabeth.
Although he thought all these years Elizabeth turned him to the police he still loved her. But when Mrs. Evers admitted it was her he never spoke to her again. For eternity.
James likes age gaps, I think he married Elizabeth when she was 21/22 and he was 30 I guess correct me with accurate numbers if I got it wrong.
Unlike Kai he wouldn’t kill his lover yet alone lay a single finger on her. If she simply did something wrong he will correct her in private. After defending her in any situation of course.
Or simply by punishing her while having intimate time. Light spanking. Nothing more.
If someone did you wrong or got on your bad side, whether you’re his lover or friend, consider that person gone forever.
He cares deeply for his circle and students.
He didn’t miss a single devil’s night.
He likes the sound of screaming late at night while wandering through the hotel’s hallways.
He’s a night owl.
When he was alive he enjoyed car rides at night and did it a lot while hunting for someone to kill.
He loved the ocean but hated the sand.
He knows all the casino games. And a skilled player too.
He knew he was going to hell. And he believed there’s a God who trapped him for eternity in the hotel.
He plays the piano.
He refused to use a smart phone until the Countess told him she would follow him on instagram. Simp
He loves talking shit about other ghosts and judges them all the time.
First, it took me so long to write I had writer block or I was burned out with myself idk, sorry for the wait.
Second, we don’t have a huge fandom for marty nor content so I’m trying my best to make it worthy.
Third, thanks for the beautiful soul in my comments who gave me the idea for most of the headcanons I hope you read it.
Warning: I didn’t check or edit any mistypos or grammatical mistakes bc I’m so lazy, sorry and forgive me guyyyss. Also I am yapping.
Let’s get started!
It’s a bummer we didn’t get much of Marty, not enough screen time.
Some people hated Marty for the way he treated Rory after she rejected him politely. He’s just being realistic.
He tried to avoid Rory, he was coping with heart break, also the writer Amy wanted to show us that not everyone would worship Rory the way they did back at high school or stars hallow.
Marty was the reality college boy. He got rejected, he’s out of your life. Unlike maybe Tristan? He knew Rory had a boyfriend and still didn’t leave.
Rory was polite yes, but imagine yourself in this situation, hurts doesn’t it?
So after a year I guess? He met Lucy, I see he takes like on energetic girls who give golden retriever energy.
He tried to move on from Rory by being with Lucy. That almost worked until it didn’t.
When Rory appeared again in his life he tried to be cold and distant even he played dumb by saying “nice to meet you” like they were not friends before.
It was to protect his relationship with Lucy and part of him didn’t move on from Rory.
The fandom went “how dare he!” No the boy got a good point.
But unfortunately he crashed all of this, well not entirely his fault.
Logan was really pissed because he was jealous (logan baby, leave the love birds alone)
Logan basically destroyed Marty’s and Lucy’s relationship by being so fckn selfish.
Also Rory should’ve known better, she should’ve stayed away from Marty and Lucy, but out girl Rory must have what she wants, right?
So here’s what I think happened after the dinner incident:
Of course Marty and Lucy went through a huge fight which included confessing he had a crush on Rory and he still didn’t move on.
Lucy is so hurt and mad, ending everything with Marty.
So Lucy went back to Olivia, breaking down, they both agreed on hating Rory and Marty.
So after the finals Olivia planned girls trip with Lucy and some of their friends to make Lucy feel better.
Back to Marty, he’s depressed and broken, almost failing his finals.
He busied himself with work, he burned himself out with work to take off his mind from the break up, promising himself he won’t look at Rory’s direction ever again.
He realizes that Rory almost destroyed his life. So he hated her (love turned to hate).
He decided he wanted to finish school and move to another state with the money he gained from over working himself.
He moved to LA, started a business and succeeded and after many years he’s married to a beautiful woman and have two kids.
He met Rory again when they were in their 30s, she was a mess, and said her pitiful story about she can’t find her underwear box.
And how she’s glad he’s succeeded, he doesn’t say a thing about his hatred but he says it’s all thanks to her.
He got in touch with Lucy again she became an actress and he watches many of her performances when she comes to LA. She loves the theater and sends him, his wife and the kids tickets to her shows and premiums of her movies.
Marty is a very caring and kind person, his love is genuine and he gives it generously.
So if you’re in a relationship with him except lots of love languages. (Quality time, physical touch, words of affirmation, gifts)
Although he didn’t have that much money but he would love to spend his last two cents in his bank account on you.
He is a supportive bf, he would support your interests no matter how stupid they seem to you. He would love to set and watch you do your thing.
He knows your favorite way to drink coffee, and he won’t stop showing first thing in the morning every day with your coffee. “To keep you awake during your first class” with a little smiley :).
He memorizes all your small details.
He’s a jealous jealous boy.
He won’t get mad, he’s a walking green flag, but he would like you to keep distance with your male classmates, not cutting them off, but to set boundaries.
When he’s mad at you he won’t yell or do anything to hurt your feelings, but he would give you the silent treatment. Until he’s cool and you sort things out together.
His favorite season is spring, because he loves taking you on dates or trips in spring break. He loves how the weather is getting warmer but still chilly. (So he can cuddle with you)
So that was it for me I hope you like it my loves. Have a nice day and tell me at the request box your opinions.
