Sep 4, 2019
Sonia, referring to Barion and Mariela: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Serge: Are you ok?
Sonia: It's ok. It wasn't my relationship.
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Sonia, referring to Barion and Mariela: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Serge: Are you ok?
Sonia: It's ok. It wasn't my relationship.
Summoner: Look at the buns on that guy.
Karl: *lying face-down on the floor covered in burger buns*
Paris: This is the Comedy Police! The joke's too funny!
Summoner, brandishing a weapon: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!
Seria: Lord Grahdens, you're obscenely old, right?
Grahdens: Why, yes!
Seria: Do you know any super-ancient, lost-to-the-ages, archaic, olden-times swears?
Grahdens: Uh, well, there is one...
Summoner: I want to here it!
Grahdens: The Elder Swear. You must never repeat it to anyone.
Karl: We won't, Gramps.
Grahdens: Here it is. *deep inhale* Your mother is a (censored)-ing (censored) Lorem Ipsum (censored) Admitum Venium (censored) Treguna (censored) hippopotamus (censored) Republican (censored) and Daniel Radcliffe (censored) with a bucket of (censored) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (censored) soup (censored) with a bucket of (censored) Mickey Mouse (censored) and a stick of dynamite (censored) magical (censored) Alakazam!
Summoner: Wow...
Grahdens: Now you know. You must never, ever repeat it, okay?
Seria: We promise, sir.
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Paris: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on your motorcycle.
Summoner: Wait, did you say three?
Paris: Yeah, there’s three of you here.
Karl: Oh crap!
Paris: What’s wrong?
Seria: Lugina fell off!
Source: Twitter
"A good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’."
- Seria Ingres
Seria: What state are you in?
Paris: Constant anxiety
Karl: Denial
Lugina: Perfection
[Summoner]: ...Randall?
"Oh, hey, now we know one more thing that can’t kill you."
-Everyone to the BF1 Summoner