#rule one

[azuremallone]

Rule #1: DNFWA

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Let's see how this turns out! Stay tuned...

[yumearcana]

Instructions

Gentle notice: this writing has a calming, drifting rhythm. Follow only if you feel safe doing so.

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Rule one: Don’t think of this as instructions.

Rule two: If you’re trying to follow them, you already are.

Rule three: You’re allowed to stop at any time. Most people don’t.

Not because they can’t— but because stopping requires effort.

And effort is exactly what they came here to escape.

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[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Roy Cohn Rule One In Full Bloom !!!

Which Is: If You Lost, Per Number One, YOU WON !!!" ("A Pisser")

[beckiboos]

Oh god stupid posts on here with my additions on them are making it into Instagram and twitter and my friends finding it asking “is this you?” And thinking I am tumblr famous…

Oh sweetie no one is famous here, that’s not how this site works… we have one celebrity here and that’s Neil Gaiman everyone else can fuck off

[bookofmirth]

I feel like I should mention some online etiquette things too because all of our communication with coworkers and students and teachers right now is electronic and it’s so easy to misinterpret or be rude on accident. Which won’t help you get what you need.

And I’ve definitely been annoyed by the way someone approached online communication before (in a professional setting, not on tumblrworld because there are no RULES HERE)

[internutter]

Challenge #02810-G253: Remember Rule One | PeakD

Never act incautiously around apparently weak people who smile all the time. Props to Sir Pterry.... by internutter

[prof-river-song]

"Rule 1: The Doctor lies."