#rule 1

[steam-junk]

he's got this pain in all the diodes down his left side ://

[underground-hip-hop-affiliated]

Best rule to have as an individual.

[thegirlinthebackofenglishclass]

Rule #1:

✨ Never go to bed feeling ugly ✨

[k-hotchoisan]

♡ how to be a heartbreaker♡: the main guide

Welcome to the guide on how to be a heartbreaker.

Pairing: Wooyoung x fem! Reader, Choi San x fem!reader, Seonghwa x fem! Reader, Hongjoong x fem!reader

Status: completed!

Warnings: Smut, angst, oral sex, penetration, dirty talk, kinks, choking, hair pulling, unprotected sex (please use condoms my friends), sexual tension, overstimulation, masturbation (kind of), reader LOVES to play around with men ( I guess?), bondage, praise kink, riding

A/n: initially I wanted Choi San to be the lead but thinking about how greasy and flirty Jung Wooyoung is, this fic is definitely perfect for him.

Edit 10/8: decided to put in 4 boys instead. It’s more fun that way

Rules:

Rule #1 ♡

Rule #2 ♡

Rule #3 ♡

Rule #4 ♡

[azuremallone]

Check out this coward.

Sends this, immediately blocks me.

I find it really impressive how retarded this person is. The fact that they think this is beyond me. I mean, to be perfectly frank, the fact that I haven't considered just nuking the planet and starting over should be a testament to my tolerance for you chimps.

Furthest from, am I from a Nazi. I love damn near everyone on this planet. The people I don't love, are people like this jackass calling me a Nazi, because therein are they the real Nazi. Nazis had no tolerance for anyone other than themselves and those like themselves. Real Nazis used these kinds of tactics to feel better about the terrible things they did.

To diminish another to uplift oneself is the most Nazi-esque thing one could ever do. In fact, it's very likely enough of a terrible thing to do to another person that it would even tarnish the reputation of Nazis. At least Nazis had the audacity to stay and fight, and not run off giggling and twisting their own nipples because they think they got a barb in, like an impetuous child.

Nonetheless, @extantdecay will never see this, because they're too happy for themselves at doing something they think had some kind of meaningful impact or result to their direction. I mean given that, and I dare would presume should he ever read this and act upon it, I would find it exceedingly pleasing if he were to take a beautiful black stallion of a horse lovingly and deeply into his anus while singing the entirety of "Lift Every Voice and Sing", banging along to the beat with a riding crop against the stallion's hindquarters, wearing leather chaps, a harness, and in a gimp mask, in front of his family who are tied up in chairs chained to the back of the horse and praying the stallion doesn't bolt through the open barn.

[floralcavern]

Me: *burps*

Brother: Ewww! Gross! Disgusting girl!

Me: ….

Me: *swings my keys and lets them bop against his face*

Brother: Ow!

Me: Weak ass boy!

[mcyt-dlif-milf-pilf-bracket]

I am sorry to announce that Tumblr got the munchies and has consumed at least two asks that this blog may have received.

If your ask has not been responded to yet, please feel free to send another!

On a secondary note, I am working on getting a post ready for the general rules of this bracket blog!

That being said: the main idea is that there will be 3 brackets total. One for MCYTlbr DILF of 2023, one for MCYTlbr MILF of 2023, and one for MCYTlbr PILF OF 2023. The main objective is to try and run these brackets before the end of 2023, but that may be subject to change.

These are not gender specific, however a mcyt cc can only be submitted once for either the DILF of 2023 or the MILF of 2023 brackets. The PILF OF 2023 is the site of the free-for-all where anyone can be be submitted!

To be fully clear: you can submit/suggest a cc for the DILF and PILF brackets, or the MILF and PILF brackets, but not both the MILF AND DILF brackets.

If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to send an ask!

Prost!

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