hhey hey mutuals
how does it feel to be theoops i just oepend my contacts
the cutest sons a bitches in all the land?????????
for real tho i love you all
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hhey hey mutuals
how does it feel to be theoops i just oepend my contacts
the cutest sons a bitches in all the land?????????
for real tho i love you all
dudes for real mutuasl, i love yall cause youre so fricky deakin coolio moolio
Yesterday one of my closest friends called me a nine on a scale of one to ten (like attractiveness or something), while I was drinking rum through a straw, hair in a messy ponytail, wearing fluffy penguin pajama pants and had just washed my makeup off (raccoon eyes ftw). On one hand I was flattered and confused (still am, really), but on the other...what is missing...where is the other point...must be my sense of humor eyyyyyyyyy
This moscato is heavenly
I need a drink.
My parents tried to hide the rum in a different cabinet. Don't act dumb, parental units, i'm like a drug dog when it comes to rum.
Mixology...
Piper is making us Hot Toddys. She brings my drink over.
Me: (inhaling) Jesus, I'm drunk just smelling this.
Piper: I'm sorry...I forgot all the laws of physics.
so i had a near panic attack for the second time in 3 days today and fuck it time to get blitzed on the Krakken