#runaway breasts

[eschergirls]

Her breasts are trying to fly off, her left leg is coming right off, her right leg is coming from the centre of her body, I guess that's what happens to you when you're stuck in a dungeon the size of a closet for too long. D:

(Cover of Dungeon in my Closet #2 (2022) by Logan Jacobs, submitted by anonymous)

[eschergirls]

@designroulette submitted:

Saw this and had a weird sense of deja vu. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3484940/Curse_of_Pirates/ It's the exact same pose and weird offset neck and head as the Terror and Fury cover you put up a few days ago!

There is definitely a bit of a resemblance with how far shifted back the shoulders and neck/head are to her boobs. At least her breasts look a little more like they're affected by gravity and have some support.

Maybe they're long-lost sisters.

(Promo image for Curse of the Pirates (2026), FunkyParrot & HeroCraftPC)

[eschergirls]

I love how Van Helsing has her crossbow and stake, Robyn is (I guess) threatening you with her bow, and Hellchild is like "I forgot to bring any weapons, so I'm gonna STAB YOU WITH THE BEAN BURRITOS I HAD YESTERDAY".

Or at least that's what I assume is going on. Sometimes I think you need a PHD in sexyheroineology to figure some of these covers out.

(Variant cover of Van Helsing vs The League of Monsters #3 (2020), Zenescope Entertainment)

*Hellchild's boob is doing something very strange in relation to her head, neck and shoulders

**hey at least Robyn's athletic top actually looks like fabric

[eschergirls]

Barbara's head looks like a Pokemon creature sitting on top of a defective mannequin that has a boob coming out of the armpit.

Also, off topic, but what is happening with Kyle's fingers. D:

(Panel from Zero Hour 30th Anniversary Special (2024), DC Comics, submitted by @blaze-rocket)