#boobsocks

[eschergirls]

@xinefury submitted:

"From Batman Catwoman # 3 I had to do a triple take to figure out she was wasn't bottomless."

Given how sheer and/or skintight that outfit is to hug her bellybutton like that I'm actually shocked that Helena doesn't have cameltoe tbh. Also, I guess she feels there's no need to armor anything but her boobs.

Otherwise, she actually looks pretty decent, probably because she's like a nude anatomy practice piece with clothing coloured on top. xD

Helena could really use a cape.

Also paging @bikiniarmorbattledamage since this is more your area.

(Panels from Batman/Catwoman #3 (2021), DC Comics)

Text of first image for screenreaders:

Helena Wayne/Batwoman: A body in Port Orange, Florida. Joy. But aren't you the Commissioner of Gotham, Dick? Commissioner Dick Grayson: It was an elderly man. Living alone in a retirement community. Throat slashed ear to ear. Found him days after it happened. He was wearing makeup, some had come off. Under the makeup... his skin was white.

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I saw this screencap rolling around Twitter so I decided to take a crack at demystifying what’s going on in the anatomy here. Swivel waist, pelvis a mile wide, wait what the heck is going on with her knee? Why does it look so... curved? And what is that calf?

First, I drew the blue line to show the centerline of her body - ribcage pointing to the left of the image, SUDDEN SWIVEL HIP, pelvis pointing to the right. Poor spine. (Also offered an alternative to the clown boot.)

Onto the analysis. So immediately we can see that her hips are shaped... funky. I don’t even know how to describe this. But based on her overall body type, the iliac crests (top of the pelvis) shouldn’t be too far below her skin - except, that places her hips in very different locations. CONCLUSION: Wildly asymmetric pelvis.

The femurs? You can see the outlines of her quads, which gives us a hint about where the femurs are, and again, the great trochanter shouldn’t be far from the skin. Except! Those two points are way out of alignment with the pelvis. CONCLUSION: Wonky femurs.

The line on the right knee indicates the bottom of the femur. So the kneecap should be just below there... but wait, that knee keeps bending for quite some time, well below the armor boss. CONCLUSION: Two right knees.

And her right calf? Either every day is Right Leg Day, or her tibia is shaped like a Cupid’s bow. Since this is a skeletal analysis, I’ll go with the skeletal explanation (and because I think it’s funny.) CONCLUSION: Wibbly leg!

In the last pic, I took this skeleton and used it, and the contours of the original, to sketch her standing straight up. Please click for fullview. I think it’s beautiful.

[cherryfury]

Anime clothes are good fuck you

is my titty (shirt drawing) post going around again

[emizu]

look... I love Granblue Fantasy but why are their boobs drawn like THAT

[eschergirls]

One thigh sucked all the organs from her stomach and also I think ate her calf too, and the other leg had to make do with the reduced body mass and just stretched itself into basically disappearing.

Or something. There's a lot going on with her legs and "feet". It's like an anti-foot fetish.

(Panel from X-Factor vol. 1 #83 (1992), Marvel Comics)

[eschergirls]

Her body looks like what happens when you don't follow the assembly instructions for your superheroine model kit.

(Art of Diva from Stormwatch Sourcebook (1994), Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)

[eschergirls]

chokit-pyrus submitted:

"first thing i see on the Steam page. Important upskirt shot so we can see the girl's butt cheek. 😑"

This is relatively tame for Emma Frost and she's cloaked in a lot of shadow even so, surprisingly, we can see very little of her butt.

What's interesting to me is how in the textless version, Jubilee's moved over to block Reed Richard's butt in the background. xD

(Ad for Marvel Rivals Season 9, NetEase Games and Marvel Comics)

[eschergirls]

And this is what Foxfire looks like after being electrocuted into the boobs and butt pose. It's like a reverse boobs and butt pose and also ow her leg.

Also bonus inclusion of the first page which I find very funny because she can literally just slip between those bars. xD

(Panels from Foxfire #3 (1996), Malibu Comics & Marvel Comics)