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incorrect jjk quotes [1/?]
Угадайте с одной попытки кто тут жертва неудачного аборта. (Оу ес. Пытаюсь рисовать с выбитым пальцем день один. ЧЕРТ. МНЕ БОЛЬНО. 😭😭😭).
На уроке мне Биологичка сказала, что я работаю на уроке и прилежная ученица, хотя на самом деле я.. Рисовала. Ну только так я могу☠️☠️☠️ (эта бро реально пытается шутить)
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Guess in one try who's the victim of a botched abortion. (Oh yeah. I've been trying to draw with a dislocated finger for one day. DAMN. IT HURTS. 😭😭😭).
In class, my biology teacher told me I was working hard and being a diligent student, even though I was actually... drawing. That's the only way I can do it.☠️☠️☠️ (This bro is actually trying to make a joke.)
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| title: the devil's bride
| pairing: r. sukuna x f!reader
| wc: 5.4k
| cw/an: nsfw, mdni, hard!Dom/sub dynamic, Master/slave dynamic, dubcon/cnc, monster fucking, fear, mindfuckery, oral sex (m/f receiving), blood/dark content, degradation/praise, punishment, throat/face fucking, nicknames/titles used: "pet"/"angel"/"Master"/"Lord", mocking, forced marriage, bondage, hair pulling, cumflation, black semen, (black) creampie, squirting, ass play, breeding
| soundtrack: nomads - the weeknd (sunny marx remix)
| tagging: @cyancherub @kagejima @raggedyannazon @victoriacapo @yuujispinkhair & any of my other fellow sukuna fuckers
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You’d long been obsessed with the king of curses. You’d chanted his name innumerable times, performing little rituals and seances to invoke his spirit. All in service to the king. Your king. It had been a thousand years since he'd been defeated and sealed away. You never dreamed that he’d come back.
Little did you know, one night a young high schooler named Yuuji Itadori swallowed the first of Sukuna’s twenty fingers. Power had been choked back into the shaman-turned-demon like breath into the lungs of someone who’d nearly drowned.
The beastly king had returned, full of vigor and rage and hunger. But he hadn’t long been able to play when that Yuuji brat had stuffed him back down, settling him down somewhere deep inside his bones.
A couple of days passed and he was finally able to spread his proverbial wings when the pink-haired brat succumbed to his power - begged him even - to save his own life as well as that of his friends. By the end of the night, the king of curses had regained some of his tremendous power. However, ultimately, he was once again silenced, subdued.
All he could do was stew and simmer. Until he was reminded of something. Of you.
Ignorant to his revival, you held another seance. He could take it or leave it, but decided to play along out of sheer curiosity and boredom.
Driven by the moist heat in your loins, you beckoned him just as you’d done so many times before.
This time, he answered.
“I can smell you, mortal woman.”
Sukuna: let’s go out
YN: what about Yuuji
Sukuna: what about him
Yuuji: Sukuna you’re talking out of my hand
SUKUNA RYOUMEN
my genocidal king will have his history sang soon. / ··· tba.
hLEP
🎥: eden.is.weird on tiktok
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Roommate!Sukuna x Reader | He walks in on you dancing in the kitchen | MDNI MDNI MDNI 18+
When Sukuna agreed to be your roommate, you didn't think much of it. He wasn't loud and obnoxious, he didn't have a chick under his arm or in his bed every night and he was actually more respectful of your space than you expected, especially in it being that he was your resident bad boy with a demonic sort of edge, his tattoos gave you mixed feelings like he was either in a gang or a cult and it also turned you on too much to bear even admitting it to yourself. And he was also the last person available, having been kicked to the curb by Nobara for Maki and Mai didn't even go to the same school, Megumi and Yuji already paired off before anyone got the chance to ask either of them, and everyone else already matched with their partners or other friends, even your own friends had roommates, and you didn't want to be alone for the fear of intruders or Gojo popping in as he pleased, so Sukuna had to deal with the shy request of being your roommate. And maybe he actually wanted you to ask him for such a favor with that cute, flustered face of yours and your fingers pointed to each other with your head canted to the side as you looked to the floor. He preferred someone like you as his roommate anyway, you were easy to get along with when you weren't acting all shy and hard-to-get. He wanted more than to be your roommate, and perhaps this wasn't going to be a bad idea whatsoever.
You were always so quiet whenever he was around and you would find yourself quickly shooting out of most conversations with him because of his intense gazes and the occasional lick of his lips had your mind spinning and thighs clenching. None of it going unnoticed by your roommate when you quickly bit your lip and excused yourself to scamper off into your room. He swore he could see your metaphorical tail tucked between your legs whenever he'd enter the room. And it wasn't to say you were scared of him per se, just... overwhelmed.
He had a thing for innocent, shy girls. Something daunting under the surface as he came to the realization that you weren't this shy with your friends, always outgoing whenever you were around them but right back to that easily-bothered, tensed little girl he wanted to maim sexually.
He'd been watching your social media for days, occasionally liking your posts and imagining the soft gasps you'd made at seeing his name flash in your notifications. Sometimes he would comment, too. Little remarks here and there littered many of your posts with devil emojis or the occasional, "That's my girl," in various rewritings of the phrase.
But one night, when you didn't come back home over the weekend, he saw your story filled with videos of you twerking, dancing, and gyrating your hips against your girlfriends at a party, one that he refused to go to when you shyly offered, but he didn't realize how much he regretted not going until he saw said story.
"Fuck, she's not that innocent after all..."
And when you did go home, looking like you hadn't slept for a day, he was quick to greet you with that infamous smirk and a pot of coffee ready for you should you decide to drink it. "Hungover, pretty?"
Your eyes widened at the nickname, lips drying at the greeting and your chest rising slowly as you swiftly shook your head and darted into your room. "Still shy, I see," he mumbled to himself, downing his black coffee before sauntering into the living room and putting on a television show. And about an hour and some change later, you came slowly waltzing into the room to see him watching some wrestling show and no longer sipping his coffee, one leg propped up on the sofa and the other planted on the floor while his left arm was hanging on the back of the couch.
"Uhm, Sukuna-kun, are you hungry? I'm ordering out... do you want me to get you anything?"
His head swiveled around to face you from his position on the sofa, eyeing your thigh high socks and a mid-length skirt that let about an inch of skin peek through with a large shirt that was cut into a cropped tee but covered your entire midsection save for the high waisted skirt adorning your body. You looked downright adorable and he wanted to eat you instead of the food you were offering to grab for him. But he held that back with an inward groan and shrugged, "I'll have whatever you have. You getting it delivered or what?"
You bit your cheek on the inside, eyes darting to the floor and mumbling that you were going to pick it up. "What was that?"
"I said I'm going to pick it up."
"Okay, I'll go with you."
"No! That's okay." You shook your head so fast that Sukuna thought you were going to pass out from the speed of your head twirling back and forth. He was already off the sofa by this point and walking closer to you and watching as you shuffled backward before turning on your heel and darting to the front door. "I'll-I'll be back in a few." You stuttered softly as you put your shoes on, but a hand on your hip halted your movements entirely. "I said I'll go, so I'll go. Don't be stubborn, girl."
You were quick to slip your other shoe and turn yourself out of his grasp, warmth covering your skin and making you sweat slightly as you faced him. "I'll wait outside then."
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"Why do you always get so shy around me?"
You'd agreed to sit with Sukuna in the living room while you ate, something you never did with your roommate until now. And you almost choked on your food at the question, swallowing slowly and putting your utensils down on the takeout box.
"I d-don't get shy around you..."
"You have never had a conversation with me without stuttering at least once."
At that, you went silent and stared down at your half eaten food before deciding you were full. "You're so much more alive with your friends than you are around me. Why is that?"
Sukuna was beyond curious at this point, he needed his answer ASAP and you weren't about to keep holding back your cute personality around him any longer. He would eventually see everything anyway when you were beneath him, gyrating against him instead of your friends.
"You still there, (Name)?"
You snapped your head up to look at him but you immediately pulled back, leaning against the arm of the couch because his face was so close to yours. "I-I'm... well, I guess... I don't know..."
He straightened up as he watched you close your box before resting it against your legs, fiddling with the edges of it as you spoke again, "I've never really... interacted with you very much prior to this whole situation so... I mean, I'm kind of overwhelmed with your presence alone and maybe it's-it's your tattoos or the fact that you're like ex-extremely handsome and I've never had to share a living space with anyone before and-"
His hand on your chin silenced your bit about him, lips pressing together quickly as your widened doe eyes looked up at him. "You think I'm extremely handsome and that's why you're always so flustered around me, pretty?"
Your lips curled upwards and you pressed them together before sucking them into your mouth. "Uh, did I say that? Haha~" You smiled sheepishly and nervously rubbed at the back of your neck. "I'll let it slide... this time."
You were wet as fuck, to say the least. He released his hold on your chin to grab your food and take it to the kitchen. You thanked him before he left the living room and you bit your lip when he smirked down at you, eyes staring at you from the corner of his lashes before he disappeared again. "I'm going to study... midterms are coming up and I want to be r-ready."
You were still stuttering even after the revelation and he found it so cute that you were still flustered. "I'll be in my room. You know where to find me if you need anything."
He waved a hand lazily and sauntered to his room once again. You nodded and made your way back to yours to shove your head in your books and disappear from reality for a while so you could prepare for your exams.
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Growing slightly grubby for some cookies, you found yourself in the kitchen, listening to music in your earplugs and shutting the outside world out as you baked. The smell of chocolate and cookie dough permeated the air around you as you twirled and turned to the song.
You were mid-twerk and popping your chest upward before winding your hips with your arms folded slightly above your head, your skirt following your movements. You swayed your hips side to side while you pulled the cookies out of the oven, finally ready to cool off and be feasted on. You brought a hand up to wave the cookies off for a moment, twirling to the side as you grabbed a spatula out of the drawer to scoop the cookies onto the cooling rack.
Placing the used dishes in the sink, you dropped your body to the floor before slowly bringing yourself back up and shaking your ass left to right, legs jutting forward one after the other as you did, feeling the jiggle of your ass as your tongue darted out to touch your top lip.
When you stopped doing that move, you popped out each hip with your hands falling on your knee and curving your leg in and then out on both sides, your arms coming to the side of your head and down as you rolled your body and pulling at nothing as you twisted your legs in and out again to the beat of the song, a tiktok dance you learned at the party you went to that weekend. And Sukuna got to see you dancing in the kitchen for the first time, a mild contrast to your usual reserved self and he couldn't resist watching you do your thing before you turned to the side to do the Mean Girls dance when they were at the talent show singing Jingle Bell Rock.
You brought one hand up and then the other and just as you were about to slap your thighs, you saw pink hair and black tattoos in the corner of your eye and you immediately halted, eyes darting over to the viewer.
He spoke, but you couldn't hear him and you brought your hands down and straightened up quickly, "Ah, Sukuna-kun... how-how long have you been standing there?"
Your eyes were blown wide, hands clasping together in front of you, trying to gain some modesty and dignity back for what you had just done in front of him. "Long enough to know you could be a stripper if you really wanted to."
His playful smirk made you shudder slightly and you turned away from him quickly, picking up one of the cookies and confiscating a piece of it into your stomach. Your attempt to change the subject was futile, because now he was pressed against you, back to his chest with both of his hands on either side of you grabbing the counter, your question of if he wanted a cookie falling on deaf ears at that point.
Instead, it seemed like he wanted a piece of you. "I want to eat chocolate off your body... I want to start with that fat ass of yours too."
His hand gripped the flesh of your hips before turning you around to face him, snatching the cookie out of your hands tossing it back on the tray.
"Hm, you've got crumbs here, allow me."
His tongue darted out and he licked the corner of your mouth, moving over the other side while dragging the tip of his lightly over your lips and licking the other corner.
You were locked in his lustful regard for a long minute before you swallowed thickly, eyes trailing down to his lips and back up to his eyes. He let a grunt travel from his throat to your ears when he finally pressed his lips against yours, grabbing at every part of your body that he could, roughly nipping and licking at your lips and tongue and swallowing all of your gasps and moans.
And before you knew it, you were on top of him in his bed, legs parted over his face and he was lapping at your cunt like a mad man, clothes thrown all over the place from the kitchen and down the hall to his room. Your back arched and you out a loud mewl when his tongue flicked quickly at your clit, his fingers holding the hood back as he overstimulated you into another orgasm. And it was all from clit play, he never once stuck a finger inside of you, not even his tongue. He had you gushing over his tongue and lips with no problem and never once came up for air.
You were too stunned to speak.
"Sukuna-kun... I can't take any m-more... please... hah~"
He flicked your bud quicker, slapping it a couple times and making your lurch backward, but his hands caught you and kept you place above him. "Let me finish, that was three, I'll stop at four."
You moaned in response when his lips wrapped around your pert bud, eyes rolling back into your head when he sucked it harsher than before and shook his head quickly, slurping at your slick before finally inserting a finger and you groaned in slight pain, feeling something more than pleasureful pain now.
"Fuck... are you a virgin?"
You moaned and bit your tongue, nodding at him and searching his face for any signs of disapproval, but he only smirked and went back to fingering your pussy, stretching it a bit before he went back to attacking your clit and finding your g-spot. You were sure he'd let you off easy after this orgasm rippled through you, eyes rolling back impossibly far and all you saw were stars marking your vision as you crashed down around his mouth, hips rolling against his face and he allowed you to ride out your high against his mouth and nose.
"Daddy~"
When you were finally finished with your gyration, you gasped for air and looked down at your roommate who was already staring at you with a hint of something in his eyes and he was completely still before moving you off of him and mounting you, legs tossed over his shoulders as he aligned himself to your slit.
When you realized what you said and what he is now doing, you couldn't help but beg him, "Wait, Sukuna-kun, I-I'm not ready for this position, I can't-"
But he was already balls deep inside of you, eyes blown wide and mouth forming a wide '0' shape as he pressed painfully harsh against your cervix, eyes trailing over your shocked face and he'd be lying if he said you didn't have the sexiest fucked out face, ever.
You pushed at his hips, trying to get him to move, but the position restricted you and he'd already started to move against you will. "S-Sukuna-kun, please... Let me ad-adjust..."
"I won't. Just relax and stop squeezing me so much... you must want to be a mommy," he groaned loudly, pleased with the way your pussy fluttered around his cock and your hips twitching, trying to sink further into the bed than so tightly pressed against him. He leaned over you, hands gripping yours as his torso held your legs against your chest and he slowly started rotating his hips in a figure eight motion, slowly beginning to pound into your pussy.
He watched as your head fell back and felt your hands clench into tight fists. "Fuck, this pussy is so damn good... I'm not gonna go easy on you anymore, you've had plenty of time to adjust.
He released your hands and told you to hold onto something, so you grabbed the headboard and he pulled out so only his tip was inside of you before barreling back inside of you and slamming repeatedly against your cervix and various sweet spots that his long, fat cock burned against.
He could feel your climax reaching closer, eyes swirling into the back of your head again and a pool of saliva dripping down your lips.
"I should fuck that pretty little mouth when I'm done with this cunt, huh?"
You nodded, not knowing at all what was said but agreeing because you were sure you'd enjoy whatever Sukuna gave you, especially his cock at this point.
"D-daddy... I'm-I'm gonna cum..."
He slapped your tit, then your cheek before gripping your neck and choking you, his grunts and harsh, deep thrusts plaguing your mind, "Say that shit again, slut."
You whimpered at the name, loving the way he was manhandling you onto your stomach. "I never wanna hear you call me anything else, beautiful."
You were already squirting and creaming all over his cock before you fell limp against his shoulder, his hands keeping you up and against his body.
"Good girl...
Sukuna knows that he's sexy and it shows.