#ryukxlight

[reaperlight]

Ryuk: I'll be writing your name in my notebook when it's your time to die.

Light: Not if you fall in love with me first.

Ryuk: WHAT?!

Light: What?

[reaperlight]

Light: Wow, L and the police really hate us.

Ryuk: Yeah maybe they're homophobic.

Light: Ryuk, we're not gay.

Ryuk: We're not?

[reaperlight]

Ryuk: We're here to lick some serious butt!

Light: It's kick! Kick! For God's sake--

[reaperlight]

Ryuk: [Trying to cram every apple down his throat at once.]

Light: I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him. For the case.

Aizawa: You don't have to, you know.

Light: I'm gonna.

[reaperlight]

Ryuk: Good morning, Light! Isn't it great to be alive?!

Light: Why can’t you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

[reaperlight]

Because this quote works too well for these emotional repressed fools

[Post Yotsuba Arc]

Light: Would—would you believe me if I...said I couldn't live without you?

Ryuk: You've done a pretty good job of living without me lately.

Light: I've done a very bad job.

[DN season 2]

Light: Would—would you believe me if I...said I couldn't live without you?

Ghost!L: You've done a pretty good job of living without me lately.

Light: I've done a very bad job.

[Relight]

Ryuk: Would—would you believe me if I...said I couldn't live without you?

Shinigami!Light: You've done a pretty good job of living without me lately.

Ryuk: I've done a very bad job.

[L: Change the World]

L: Would—would you believe me if I...said I couldn't live without you?

Ghost!Light: You've done a pretty good job of living without me lately.

L: I've done a very bad job.

[reaperlight]

Ryuk [thinking]: Don’t let him know how awkward you are.

Light: Nice weather.

Ryuk: Thanks.

[reaperlight]

*cries in rare pair*