#salemspeaks

[salem-sapiens]

Made nothing valentine related so uhh gaze upon my flourishing and ever-growing phrollo gallery

Crazy that the weird hyperfix is almost two years old now, but I must say I'm happy with how far I've got with a ship that I initially treated as pure crack material.

I know it's not a popular or particularly beloved pairing within the fandom but to those few who like and reblog my art (with a sillay tag addition), thank you :^)

Moral of the story, pursue your dreams or whatever. Rolls credits.

Friend inspired me to make this, there's some distasteful art in the misc I haven't yet posted teheheh

[salems3nd]

I'm fine with parasocial relationships and stuff, but some people have to realize thats its going to STAY a parasocial relationship if you don't actually do anything to form a real bond. I think anons in particular forget this, yeah this blog may be kind to you, but thats because they're kind to everyone. They don't know you, and as long as you keep that anon up you won't really know them either.

I get possessive over blogs I'm mutuals with, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna attack everyone that interacts with them. Its fine to be jealous, but if you're harassing a random person online, then stop.

[thepinkinsalsmask]

I didnt forget about yall i promise!! EJ x Dr! Reader dropping at midnight (ish!!)

[paradisaealost]

Me: -casually looks away-

Also me: -sees like 14 people in line for turnips- o h

[salems3nd]

Don't get me wrong, I think using anon once to write a little possessive blurb is cute and I'm totally cool with that, since I've done that too. But you can't expect the recipient to fall in love with you, especially online lol

If you want to pursue an account in a romantic way, use your actual blog. I'm not gonna say "Oh yeah I'm dating my # anon" likeeee

[salem-sapiens]

Do you do commissions? - 🦾💉

Right now I'm busy with school and stuff so I'll have to prioritise my degree over art.

But if more people show interest in commissioning me (and I start drawing more diverse stuff other than thond yaoi) I might eventually open commissions.

[salems3nd]

I want mooties but I think people believe I'm weird...

[salems3nd]

I am angry and my head hurts, who wants to be hurt and abused until I feel better

I'll throw in some cuddles afterwards of course