#saltmates

[kazoosandfannypacks]

I still think that Cass and Eugene's rivalry in the first two seasons is, like, the funniest thing ever in light of Destinies Collide. Like, they’re over here arguing because? Eugene uses her lucky halbird head? Cass is being annoying? And you think this is your biggest conflict? Eugene's family is sworn to protect the moonstone. Cassandra is going to steal the moonstone. I promise you, you’ll have bigger fish to fry.

[christopher-bryant]

Oxenfurt guard: Shut it you bitch!

Jaskier: Hey! Watch your mouth or I will shove my lute so far up your ass. Only I get to insult this she demon.

Oxenfurt guard: Shut it you talentless hack!

Yennefer: Hey! One more word out of your mouth and I will burn your tongue clean off! Only I can say that about the bard.

Jaskier: Thank you.

Yennefer: Quiet.

Jaskier: You be quiet.

[tsuki-chibi]

Ok but a soulmate/saltmate AU where Tony grows up with Loki on one wrist and Steve Rogers on the other. When Loki attacks New York, Tony naturally thinks Loki is the saltmate and that drives him to make even more excuses for Steve, to give more, to be better.... which Steve takes advantage of. And then Siberia happens and Tony is left to die until Loki shows up.

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[severelylegendarybouquet-8317da9]

Rose: were not friends

Christian: were saltmates

Lissa: What???

Rose: we enjoy saying vicious sarcastic things to each other.

[vigilantsycamore]

“But why do you ship DareJones?”

Because this is Matt:

And this is Jessica:

[wankadi]

Raven and Murphy aren't soulmates.... They're saltmates!

Jfjssjjciesid 10/10

[eurynome827]

@definitelydaytina Chaos Queen, this mug is our truth.

[chupacabrasmustdie]

02 for Lambert & Keira 😏

HOHOHO I mean… SURE

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

When I started shipping them:I’m not sure – what’s certain is that I didn’t ship them when I played the game since I managed to kill Keira in my first run 😬 and didn’t complete Lambert’s quest the first time around, so I thought he was an ass and that was it. I then read about them on the wiki, thought “what the fuck lol” and from there the characters grew on me, first apart and then in possible combinations *wiggly brows*

My thoughts:I think they’re a great match, in a “they’re so bad they deserve each other” kind of way, and you know how I feel about those ships. NUDGE. They come from very different places but are equally manipulative and ruthless, although Lambert’s quest shows that he does, in fact, truly care about a number of people. Also, as the player you have the option to have he and Keira “do the right thing” - out of self-preservation, or begrudgingly, but it is an option. That’s enough for my brain to decide that character growth is possible, and what better way to grow than to get a taste of your own asshole medicine? And ultimately – I wouldn’t impose them on anyone else 😂

What makes me happy about them:They’re both terrible people and that’s potential comedy gold. I’m also weak for the token odd ship that makes everyone around them go “lol no”. And finally, I do think there’s a possibility they do each other good, in every sense of the word, wink wink

What makes me sad about them:About them as a couple, not much. As individuals – I can get sad, not at Lambert’s life (because most witchers probably have equally shitty stories), but at how bitter he’s grown and how he’s basically built his own hell. As for Keira, we don’t know much about her past, but her possible fate at the hands of Radovid always gets to me. How wrong can you judge a person and a situation? How badly can you screw up, after months of putting effort in the right direction? That’s kinda terrifying tbh

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:I must’ve read like… two or three stories about them, specifically? So I’d say what annoys me is that I have to write some of it 

Things I look for in fanfic:At this point, anything, really

My wishlist:Good fic and good art (”is that too much to ask?”), the will to produce decent fic and art 😂

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Canon doesn’t exactly shower them with opportunities? Keira seems happy enough to have her way with Geralt, but it’s a favorite headcanon of mine that the sex wasn’t all that special and that she walks from it wondering what it is with sorceresses and him.So, uh, I don’t know. I’m cool with anyone as long as it’s done well.

My happily ever after for them:They travel to Toussaint to wait out Radovid / Emhyr’s reign, Keira sets up a practice and becomes a favorite at the Duchess’ court, Lambert takes contracts and crashes at Corvo Bianco more often than not. They never adopt (lord have mercy), but both end up being around younger people and while it’s like pulling teeth 90% of the time, they do reconcile with the idea that maybe, maybe transmission can mean something to them, too. (Shut up, it’s MY fantasy)

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