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Tsukiyama after learning what happened to Hide's face:

OH. Oh, I see how it is. Whatever happened to all this "friends don't eat each other" nonsense?

Kuroo:*smirks* You Know Tsukki I Love SEX

Tsukishima: *groans* disgusti-

Kuroo:

S-someone loving me unconditionally

E-even through my ups

X-and downs

Bokuto: Smooooth bro!

Tsukishima: I like murder.

Kuroo:...

Tsukishima: i just like murder....really really like murder

Language!

Kageyama: You're such an idiot bean pole, you can't even talk to anyone without making them hate themselves somehow

Tsukishima: at least I don't fuck a shrimp cocktail every day during lunch on the school's yoga mats like a fuck boy.

Sugawara: Tsukishima language!

Tsukishima: what? I spoke perfect Japanese.

Dreams

-first years sitting down chatting-

Hinata: omg guys what do you dream about every night? I dream about volleyball and the little giant!!

Kageyama: I dream about volleyball and milk *softly smiles*

Yamaguchi: I dream of sweet things because my mom puts candy in my mouth every night before I sleep!

Tsukishima: *serious tone* I dream that the world gets destroyed by the sun which was pushed by fallen dinosaurs.

Kageyama:...

Hinata:....

Yamaguchi:*nervous laugh* n-nice Tsukki!

Tsukki's Troubles In Life: Music

Tsukishima:*clicks on spotify *

Spotify: the next 30 minutes are ad free thanks to these fo-

Tsukishima:*clicks on the 'No thanks, I'll keep the ads' buttons*

Spotify: tಠ_ಠ *continues to play ads*

Tsukishima: Fuck me- AKITERU GIVE ME YOUR FUCKEN CREDIT CARD

NO TSUKKI THE BIGGER THE BANANA IS DOESN’T MEAN THE BIGGER THE I LOVE YOU

YEET THROW AWAY THE DEPRESSION I JUST POSTED CX

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