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Dazai: If I was a fruit fly, I'd just wait around till someone squashed me

Chuuya:

Dazai: That'd be the life

this would probs be me too tbh 😂 chuuya is best bf anyone could ask for.

Atsushi: Dazai-san, why is your hand on my-

Dazai: It was an accident!

Atsushi: ...Dazai-san, your hand hasn’t moved-

Dazai: It’s still an accident!

amazing, crisis averted

Dazai: 'Cause mama I'm looveee with a criminall!!

Atsushi: Umm... Ranpo-san, what is Dazai-san doing??

Ranpo: Oh, this is how he goes through his eternal crush on Nakahara-san.

Atsushi:...

Dazai: Can't deny, loovee that guuuyyy!!!

Dazai: I wonder if..in an alternate universe, chips eat us.

Chuuya: *Turns around in bed* What??

Dazai: Yeah, like, in another world we come in little bags to be consumed. The chips eat us with dip.

Chuuya: It is four in the fucking morning. Go the fuck to sleep.

Dazai: Don't pretend like you aren't imagining that now.*Is violently pushed out of bed by Chuuya*

@mr-reblogbutton youve been sharing a lot of oscar memes so i thought u might like this lol

Kunikida [enters ADA]: So, Dazai, have you done something productive today?

Dazai:Well, I actually-

Kunikida: And,NO,being sexually frustrated over Nakahara-san's thighs, or hips, or hands,doesn't mean you are doing something productive!

Dazai:... Then I've got nothing...

#same dazai