my boss: hey can you recreate this photo with the cute decor
me: sure but can i go get some decor for it?
my boss: no
(skip ahead a week)
my boss: hey so the photo was great but there’s no decor. can you photoshop something in
me, vibrating: sure
(skip ahead another week)
my boss: hey that last photo was great, can you do it again with this?
me, already knowing i won’t get approved for decor: sure
my boss: hey it’s cute but it’s missing the decor
me, vibrating harder: interesting, isn’t it














