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#Samrin finally united. The only reason I muted this video is because my crying noise is DISGUSTING but if u wanna hear the audio i guess I could DM it to u 🙈 @sammyq24
The SpamWin Show Episode 2
MC: Welcome, um, yeah to that show. Yay, Spam and Erwin wooo
Spam: Last time, we were told after the show not to argue.
Erwin: Yes so we will not do the thing.
Spam: So we will introduce our guest Park-
Hyuna: Minha!
Minha: What?!
Hyuna: We are in public, that is Hyemi’s thing not yours!
Minha: But *pouts* your shirt, I want to take it off of you.
Spam: No Minha, I don’t want to see none of that shit.
Erwin: Same, this is television and we have questions for you, I don’t even know how Hyuna got here but you gotta leave I ain’t dealing with an idiot and Minha at the same time.
Minha: Moonie stays or we both leave.
Spam: What in the hell is that around unnie’s neck?
Hyuna fumbles around to remove the collar while Minha glares at her.
Spam: That kid is your fault.
Erwin: Would you like one too? It’s customary on my planet.
Spam: Well we ain’t on yo planet so no, I do not want no fuckin dog collar-
Minha: It’s not a dog collar!
Spam: Then the fuck is it?
Minha: She’s a slave for love.
Spam: Yeah this is your fuckin fault, unnie go home and take a break; you need it.
Minha rolls her eyes and nods in Hyuna’s general direction who skipped off the set.
Minha: So, the fuck you guys want?
Erwin: Potato toto tata ota po!
Spam: The fuck?
Minha: Po ato tato poto potato!
Spam: Fucking what?
Erwin: Minha, was being a lil shit and needed a lesson.
Spam: And just the fuck did you say because all I heard was variations of potato.
Erwin: Shh it’s okay baby *pats Spam’s head* you don’t have to understand.
Minha: But really, what do you two want?
Erwin: Can’t we just have a nice televised chat with our baby?
Minha: No.
Spam: Times like this are when I know that you gave magical space birth to those three because no one talks like that except for me.
Minha: Why are we here?
Erwin: When are you going to get Hyuna unnie pregnant?
Minha: You don’t want that.
Erwin: MAYBE I WANT MORE GRANDCHILDREN THAN ROLLY SWEGNADA AND SQUARE SWEGNADA
Minha: Well there’s Moonie’s cats.
Erwin: No.
Spam: Minha just have damn babies and make your appa happy.
Minha: But I don’t want kids right now.
Erwin: Why not?
Minha: Because then Moonie will be pregnant for eight months and I won’t be able to diddle her fiddle.
Spam: That also makes you my child, unable to keep it in your pants.
Erwin: Hey! What makes you think maknaes aren’t your children?!
Spam: WELL ON EARTH GIRLS CANT GET GIRLS PREGNANT
Erwin: And on Lestopia, there are only girls.
Minha: I will have a son then.
Erwin: Shut up, go home and spank your girlfriend.
Minha: *sweats nervously* What are you talking about I don’t spank my girlfriend?
Erwin: Then why is a spatula sticking out of your back pocket?
Minha: I-I really like eggs?
Erwin: Alright, why don’t you go whip her into shape then?
Minha: I DON’T WHIP HER EITHER!
Spam: Then the fuck is that riding crop sticking out of your other pocket?
Minha: IT’S AN ACCESSORY, BDSM IS REALLY IN RIGHT NOW OKAY!
Erwin: Hyuna unnie come back out here.
Hyuna returns from behind the set.
Erwin: Hyuna unnie, for the international viewing audience please tell the world that you are Minha’s love slave and get spanked and whipped quite often.
Hyuna: What? No I don’t? I love Minha but that’s just plain weird.
Minha smiled at her, standing up from her seat to back hug her.
Minha: *covering both of their microphones and whispering* Unnie likes being Mistress Stan’s slave though.
Hyuna nodded, smiling at the camera.
Erwin: Well they are weird shits. I have seent some horror when coming home from late schedules.
Spam: Same, but I was drunk those times so shit’s pretty hazy.
Minha: Can we go now? I’d like to go make love to my loving girlfriend and not get her pregnant because kitties are like kids, I have three of them with Moonie.
The two disappear off the set, returning to their dorm in which Stan makes good use of that spatula with all of those eggs she makes.
Spam: Maybe next time we should have Sungah here, she’s pretty stupid she might tell us the weird shit Kyungri is up to.
Erwin: Good plan. Hey MC?
MC: Yes?
Erwin: Call Sungah up and get her on the show.
MC: But, you two live with her why don’t you just ask her like you’ve been asking your guests to show up.
Spam: Don’t you fuckin sass my wife like that! Only I’m allowed to do that!
MC: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s the show. Next time, Son Sungah rears her dumb face. You all wonder who I am, well I’m-they’re having sex on the floor again. I should just put plastic down before they start the show. See you next time!
Episode 1 of The Spamwin Show
MC: Welcome to the first episode of ‘THE SPAMWIN SHOW’ here are our hosts, the Quing and Kween of Nine Muses: LeeSpam and Erwin.
Spam: Thank you for the introduction you can leave now bye bye.
Erwin: Be nice, you are setting a bad example for m-the children.
Spam: Please those children don’t listen to me they’re a bunch of daddy’s girls.
Erwin: Maybe if you were more present in their life then maybe they would be mama’s boys like Hyemi.
Spam: Maybe if you didn’t insist on weird ass fucking space alien sex practices then maybe I would be present.
Erwin: Maybe if you introduced our fucking guest then maybe you wouldn’t jeopardize our careers like that.
Spam: I ain’t introducing shit.
Sera: Yah, I can introduce myself. Hello everyone I’m Ryu Sera of Nine Muses, in charge height!
Spam and Erwin both laugh
Sera: What?
Spam: Shut it midget you’re in charge of stupid which brings us to why you’re a guest on this show.
Erwin: Yeah just how did you stupid out a baby?
Sera: Well-
Spam: Yeah and just who the fuck is the father of that baby?
Sera: Well-
Erwin: PYO HYEMI YOU ARE THE FATHER
Hyemi: Fucking damnit, I didn’t want a fucking backpack.
Sera: Well-
Spam: Wait, that shit’s a backpack
Sera: Well-
Hyemi: Yeah it’s a fucking backpack. It had all our fucking snacks in it.
Erwin: No wonder that baby was so square.
Sera: Well-
Hyemi: Yeah it was snack pack, and it was pretty heavy so I just helped out with carrying it and held an umbrella for unnie.
Erwin: Aw, you’re such a good boyfriend, at least Sammy taught you something.
Spam: You know what? Yeah I did raise a good son.
Hyemi: I’m a girl, I’m your daughter you idiots.
Sera: Well-
Hyemi: WELL WHAT?
Sera: Don’t have to be so mean, but you are a good boyfriend.
Hyemi: Really?
Sera: Yes, now let’s get out of here.
Erwin: Wait! Don’t go! You just brought us to our next question!
Sera and Hyemi: WHAT?
Spam: Sera, what does being Nine Muses’ eternal bottom feel like?
Sera: We are done here. Goodbye, my jingles are tingling.
Erwin: This is your fucking fault, why did you have to ask like that?
Spam: Don’t blame this shit on me! I didn’t even want to do this show!
MC: And that concludes today’s episode of THE SPAMWIN SHOW, it would be longer but all they’re doing now is fighting and wait- shit they are fucking on the floor damn it I just had that cleaned.
OKOKOK SO SEMI MOONHA SAMRIN KYUNGAH ALSO FOR THE NEXT ONE MOOOOOON
okay so im assuming its the 002 and then the 003 one
SEMIEIEIIE
002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
when of if I started shipping it.: oak so like when steve and i first got into the nopes we were shooting kyungah headcanons off of each other and then she mentioned sera having a stick up her ass and not fracking hyemi and so thats when i started to learn the other members because i only knew stan spam canada and kyungah
my thoughts: what? like how adorably fluffy they is
What makes me happy about them: that sera got the stick out of her bum
What makes me sad about them: that canada is a tsun lil retard and hyemisus is gettin her sweg on more than her canada
things done in fanfic that annoys me: stg like there is nothing because there are so few fanfics and i wrote some of them and carly wrote them and hwannie wrote them and then someone else is finally doing the thing so bless
things I look for in fanfic: pffffffft if canada ever tops then there is a problem with life
My kinks: hyemi likes private lap dances a lil too much
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: i’ve never thought of the thing so shit idk yo. WAIT. hwannie and warukii can cage fight it out for canada
My happily ever after for them: they end up in the forest of canada in a cabin and spend their days fracking and raising their lil semi babies
MOONHAHAHHAHHAHA
002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
when of if I started shipping it.: oak so there steve and i were with our kyungah and semi and 5 members left so i suddenly said moonha because youngest and oldest i have a thing for such things okay kwonnam and feizy pls. so that is how moonha was born, and then i saw evidence of moonha and i cried
my thoughts: FUCKING GOD TIER OTP
What makes me happy about them: that they’re fucking cuties that are like secret gay ninjas where you can’t blink if you want to see them
What makes me sad about them: that they are secret gay ninjas and i need to blink because my contacts will dry out if i dont blink
things done in fanfic that annoys me: not enough rope
things I look for in fanfic: the tag “moonha”
My kinks: stan really fuckin likes tying moon up and leaving her there to go off and perform stan miracles and then come back and forget why she tied moon up in the first place
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: ME
My happily ever after for them: stan convinces moon to have a baby stan for every country and moon gets no kitties because stan has the only pussy she needs
SPAMWIN
002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
when of if I started shipping it.: okay so after moonha i had decided that sam is too fab for that gay shit so initially i was like eunrin lets do this and then my dash is bombarded with the homosexual married shit and i see the light
my thoughts: they have couple rings
What makes me happy about them: MARRIED ASS MOTHER FUCKERS
What makes me sad about them: nothing can make me sad about spamwin okay they are perf and married
things done in fanfic that annoys me: nothing because carly wrote a spamwin fic and i wrote a spamwin fic and child dont even try and defend yoself with your nonsense i hardly find spamwin anywhere
things I look for in fanfic: FUCKING SASSY ASS SPAMWIN WHO BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE
My kinks: every time spam gets a ticket for watching tv while driving erwin tries to lern her how to drive properly by going into officer erwin mode. tbh spam doesnt even watch the show she just wants to get tickets for erwin to lern her things
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: carly can has erwin and steve gets spam
My happily ever after for them: living in a small lil cottage sitting on lil sofas reading and making snarky ass comments at each other
KYUNGAH SWEET KYUNGAH
002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
when of if I started shipping it.: Kyungah is how this shit all started that fucking dance break mang
my thoughts: gay ass mother fuckers
What makes me happy about them: that they fuckin gay as fuck
What makes me sad about them: that there isnt another dance break
things done in fanfic that annoys me: when sungah isnt a precious delicate flower that kyungkyung tramples on and grigri tries putting back together
things I look for in fanfic: delicate flower sungah would be yes
My kinks: kyungri likes exacto knives
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: now this time i honestly don’t know because eioajg;erog
My happily ever after for them: kyungri helps sungah tend to their garden and gets put in the doghouse whenever she tries and step on things
SCREAMS WIFE
003 | Give me a person & I will tell you
How I feel about this person: I’M GOING TO MARRY HER
All the people I ship romantically with this person: STAN
My non-romantic OTP for this person: SUNGAH FUCKIN RETARD BROS FOR LIFE
My unpopular opinion about this person: UM SUCH DOES NOT EXIST
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this person in canon: marry me
my het ship: ew no
my fem/slash ship: MOONHA SOBS
my OTP: MOONHA YOU SHIT
my OT3: FUCKING I DONT KNOW STAN DUPLICATES AND DOUBLE TEAMS HER
my cross over ship: MOON AND GYURI IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BECAUSE THEIR CHILD’S VOICE WOULD BURN ALL OF MY PANTS
my kink: she likes to be tied up by stan mang its just a thing that she can’t admit to herself
a head cannon fact: TOPPING STAN IS HER BIGGEST GOAL IN LIFE
my gender bend: FUCKAOERIGH FOERIHAG;IRJ IFJEOIF FWBHAT IS EFGAIR
Yeah, I need to promote this ♥
This is kinda silly and a little stupid but could you maybe do a doodle of Aud and Sammi(doesn't matter if it's deehawken based) just like holding hands or snuggling? They are kinda my otp....
Thank you for this request! I kinda had fun doodling it especially the first one. And it’s not silly and a little stupid~ It’s actually cute. Enjoy the messy doodles anon, or whoever you are :)