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[hoe-slayaz]

[mikeo56]

The Triple Jump

If you can’t run fast or run far or jump high, the triple jump is for you. It is the one track and field event of which most attendees are ignorant and you can rejoice that they will not perceive how bad you suck at it. 

The triple jump is kind of like inventing a quirky game, that you are really good at, except that you aren’t and no one gives a shit enough to even notice or to laugh at you.

[sle7en]