#santaclaws2018

[askadragonite]

Santa Claws hath arrived to the land covered in ice! 

And they’re on the hunt for all creatures, both naughty AND nice!

Morgan will be roaming about and around On the lookout for all those creatures aground

Leave a note below, comment or like And the dragon may find you, all ready to strike!

They’ll look you in the eye, and give you a task Or in other words, I’ll just send you an ask

Plead your case, have you been a good boi? Or have you been that one, who likes to annoy?

If the dragon decides, that you have done well, You’ll get a good treat! Oh, isn’t that swell!

But beware, if they decree that you done wrong, ...They’ll punish you good, I can’t describe in this song

So enough of the rhyming, skip all the giggles and haws,

It’s time to face judgement, from Ol’ SANTA CLAWS.

[leilani-and-kass]

“I haven’t seen my family since we saw the monsters from the hole in the sky, so I’m here completely alone. But no Mother also means I could do anything I wanted. I could stay up way past my bed time or... or... eat all the sweets in that lodge. Or hide in that pretty tree with all the lights and throw those balls hanging from them at others. Mother can’t say no if Mother’s not here, right?”

“Being able to do whatever they want without being punished sounds like something a lot of kids would love. Even from my tribe, I know the only thing stopping some of the other Popplio from doing things they weren’t supposed to do was their mothers. Some even did bad things sometimes even after being told they couldn’t. And, Santa, if you judge other kids, then I’m sure you’ve seen the same thing, or kids who would do bad things if they had no one to tell them they couldn’t. But I don’t, because it’s mean, and I don’t like hurting others or taking things I don’t need. Seeing others being sad doesn’t make me happy.”

“And speaking of sweets... 

“I bet you get hungry from judging whether or not others are naughty or nice. I’d be happy to let you have some cookies! Sorry I don’t have anything to drink, though. I didn’t think to get anything.”

(sorry this is late, and sorry it’s a bit long)

@anonyorb @askadragonite @pokecommunityevents

[askadragonite]

It crimbo.

Murry Crimbo.

[askadragonite]

*BRAWRRRRP!*

“DELICIOUS! But nowhere NEAR enough to appease my massive appetite! 

Bring Santa Claws some more snacks, or your froggy friend will be making a semi-decent substitute!

And don’t forget the milk! Can’t have cookies without milk, for hecking sake!”

[askadragonite]

“Drop it, and you get to walk away alive. 

But throw it, and you will know the true WRATH of Santa Claws. Throw it and you will receive ZERO mercy from me, you will regret that decision for the last waking moments of your little life.

Are you still so confident?“

[askadragonite]

“Going around giving out gifts to everyone else! How sweet and kind! It’s only right you get a gift yourself in return!

Do you like chocolate?“

“Cause here’s a whole block of delicious chocolate fudge! Share it with others? Nahh, eat it all up yourself!”

@occasional-shiny-zorua

[askadragonite]

“IS THAT A JAB AT MY SIZE?! HOW DARE YOU, I’M AVERAGE FOR A DRAGON OF MY STATURE YOU RIGHT PUNK!!

Oh wait, no I get it. You’re saying “Please eat my face Santa Claws!” That’s it isn’t it?

NAUGHTY! So very VERY NAUGHTY!”

[askadragonite]

“Throwing each other under the bus? That ain’ very NICE at all! Where’s the holiday cheer? Where’s the spirit of the season!

You’re all making Santa Claws real cross ya’ hear...”