Dec 8, 2022
i just woke up
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i just woke up
I have wifi and saw a dead body about a half hour after landing. It felt like something straight out of Fargo, so this trip is off to, uh, a great start
me defaulting to pride when the paint comes out? what a surprise!
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Cake farting? If it’s not much of a bother could you explain?
it's literally farting on a cake
like that's it
the human race is incredible
u know how everyone talk about having a creepy uncle yeah i thought i'd been really lucky and skipped that stereotype but i just found out my great-uncle exists because he was released from HMP Wakefield for completing his term because he killed someone so murderer in the family that's nice
Very excited to see what the bill will be from the exam. I love equestrian sports.
My stepmom: *murmuring* It's ten, go to sleep already. My thoughts: It's 9:30. The earliest I got to bed is 10:30. You bitch. Did you think I wouldn't hear that? You're not even 2 feet away. Thanks for feeding everyone in the house except for me. You care so much. I'm pretty sure the hamster cares more about me right now. It's fucking TUESDAY. I don't want to deal with this shit. Me: *Opens water bottle and calmly chugs half the bottle before returning to fridge* ... Night