That's cringe

she/they | 27 | Chicago I'm not gonna lie, all i think about is Naruto

[oneswordstyle]

If Alexander the great was alive today he'd write narusasu fanfics

[justcakethanks]

Rocky has a lot to deal with

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[sustancy]

[malice-kingdom]

“Save Earth save Erid”

[alleesaur]

Red Herring - ever shifting to capture a room's attention, but always fish °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[parakeet]

I have to admit that this one made me laugh out loud

[elfstrogenized]

Dude this person's thoughts are inherently evil let's fucking kill them

[elfstrogenized]

Man this person has not committed one material offense but the way their brain works gives me an icky feeling, let's make sure it never comes crawling back online this time

[elfstrogenized]

Y'know there's something almost poetic about seeing a bunch of replies from people saying "lol me at myself" and checking their blog to see they would consider me on their "dni" list or have "general dnis" listed

[elfstrogenized]

Like the amount of people reblogging this without context who would turn this exact rhetoric on me is so upsetting it's almost funny

[elfstrogenized]

Classic tumblr event of people reblogging my post about no thought crimes and then adding tags like "except ■■■■■ because that one is extra yucky!"

THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE THE STRAWMAN I CREATED.

[pariambod]

[narutwitter]

[sonshine-arts]

baby kermit to disrupt your feed ₍𝄐⁀̲𝄐₎

[sustancy]

[hometownrockstar]

i dont have time to blog tonight im busy. go watch american psycho

[mylittleaquarium]

Let’s all be little blue shrimp and hang out in the vibrant greenery together

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[captainofthetidesbreath]

we just need someone to put a game up on Steam that's East of an abstract concept

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

bro last night was comme ci comme ça