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I wanna see you naked ❤️

What a nice request, so well mannered and gentlemanlike. Very charming. So politely worded.

How can I resist when someone asks so nicely? The heart emoji just won me over.

You will just have to remove the sheet then.

#if you cant tell that this is sarcasm no one can help you #those are old pictures everyone already saw them i am not currently sitting in front of my laptop taking selfies with a bedsheet #nothing to see here #rp #roleplay #sherlock rp #sherlock roleplay #sarcasm #sarcasmlock #johnlock rp #johnlock roleplay #sherlock #bbc sherlock #onlylock

How to get high

Get on an airplane. Or go to the top of a skyscraper.

#Thats what you asked for right?#roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #How to get high #High #Sherlock replies #Idiots asks #sherlock holmes roleplay #sherlock holmes rp #Sherlock holmes replies #sarcasm #Sarcasmlock

Hypothetical question: would you let John leave you and get married to someone else if you thought that‘s what he wanted? Even if it broke your heart and you would probably live the rest of your life alone and in pain, longing for something you‘ll never have? (You can answer honestly, I won‘t tell John.)

Did you miss the 18th of May 2014? Very hypothetical, of course. Not that anything like that already happened before. Not at all. Not that there is already a clear answer to that question based on past events.

#did you miss the years 2014 to 2016?#i think you missed johns wedding #to mary morstan if you dont recall #roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #johnlock roleplay #johnlock rp #john watson #mary morstan #wedding #marriage #sarcasmlock

Your brother, @mycroft-h-holmes told me I should give it a try and seduce you, darling~

Oh did he tell you to do that? Sounds not very much like my brother.

And since when do people need my brother's permission to fail to seduce me?

Have fun attempting to seduce me, then. No one has ever succeeded in this endeavour, but of course some anonymous person on the internet will know the magic formula to woo me.

This is going to be entertaining.

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shut up sherlock answer the QUESTION

"Are you autistic?"

u neek

I will for sure answer that question when you ask so nicely.

Maybe I will answer it with another question: what is a neek?

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meet me at tesco rn ill scrap you

At Tesco? Of course, that one singular Tesco in London where everyone has to go to get food, because there is only The Tesco. Not that there like nearly 3000 Tescos in the UK, we only have one.

#cant wait to get scrapped #at THE tesco #roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #oh do i feel sarcastic tonight #sarcasmlock #sarcasm

Don't you sass me I'll use words incorrectly if I want you can't stop me sir

If you are officially joining the 'anti-Sherlock-squad' then I am legally required to sass you. And also required to point out your bad grammar, spelling and misused words.

#legally required cant help it #roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #sassy #sasslock holmes #sarcasmlock #sasslock

Hey... Are you okay? How was your night?

Wonderful, what do you think?

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