John said you two just had the sex?
He said what? Well of course, and I was liveblogging on Tumblr the whole time while it happened. You can't think critically or logically, can you?
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John said you two just had the sex?
He said what? Well of course, and I was liveblogging on Tumblr the whole time while it happened. You can't think critically or logically, can you?
Sherlock: *standing tall and in moving by the window, peering out of it thoughtfully* isn't is a beautifully chaotic day?
John: *standing in the kitchen, stern* sherlock!
Sherlock: I wonder how the Baker is.
John: This was a gift, it is meant for decoration, Not! For stabbing things!
Sherlock: well what can I say? I'm a badass.
John: you're a bloody dumbass is what you are. The whole kitchen is destroyed and there is a sword impaled through my chair!
Sherlock: just be grateful it's not a corpse impaled on the sword through your chair.
John: * pulls the sword out the chair*
Sherlock: oh look at the time I really must be going *moving away to put on his jacket*
Don't you sass me I'll use words incorrectly if I want you can't stop me sir
If you are officially joining the 'anti-Sherlock-squad' then I am legally required to sass you. And also required to point out your bad grammar, spelling and misused words.
I asked you very nicely, and I know you could choose not to answer those sex questions. Of course it’s never about me. It’s your blog and you choose what is enjoyable for yourself. I imagine you receive lots of asks and tags but right now you only choose the sex ones to answer.
That was not 'very nicely', but anyway. I answered many diverse asks, also others that have nothing to do with 'sex' in the slightest. But seems anywhere you look it's something sexual, so seems you are the problem here. If you can't keep your mind out of the gutter and read anything as sexual, then of course all asks will be sexual to you. Yes there was a sharp increase in those asks, however there were also other asks that I answered, so your 'observation' is wrong. And I do not like this accusatory tone here, that I 'enjoy' those asks or specifically choose them.
Look at those so horrible sexual asks that I answered:
I should probably censor them completely with how indecent they are, oh my, I am already blushing.
If it's about me, then stop complaining and whining about what you don't want to see, anonymous. After all you don't even dare to show your face. Is that enough analysis and quality arguments for you now?
SHERLOCK HAS SO MUCH SASS OH MY GOD
Holmes banter is my weakness. I need help.
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This whole scene was just a sass showdown.
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IS SASSLOCK A THING
IT SHOULD BE A THING