#sassed

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Gray: How do I ask out Juvia?

Lucy: That’s easy! Just be yourself!

Natsu: What? No, that’s terrible advice. No one likes him

[buckcap1]

#28 secret kiss for nat pls and thank

@sorrowmarked

The snowfall was light as it slowly blanketed the rooftops of Moscow. The soldier was exhausted after a long mission, but the last thing he wanted to do was go back to his room to silence and isolation. He walked the rooftops carefully, moving silently as he went—barely disturbing the snow. He took a winding route to ensure no one was following him, doubling back, crisscrossing his way across the city before pushing the window open into Natalia’s warm room.

She was sleeping, or at least, she was pretending to be. Considering their training she probably knew he was coming the second he started to scale the building. He quietly stripped out of his costume leaving only his undershirt and underwear on as he slipped into bed with her, wrapping his around her, kissing her neck.

“I missed you,” he whispered, lips brushing against her ear.

[thehangoverclub]

[ciara-clycone]

So this happened to me when I tried to use Wingdings in the Hot Voice generator.

polyglot

1. knowing or using several languages.

Pff.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Ultear: I am sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Gray: Which time?

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Jellal: You know, I've been thinking-

Ultear: That would explain the beads of sweat

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Mirajane: I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

Cana: Babies have no concept of object permanence.

Mirajane: That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.