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27 || Any Pronouns || Bi-Romantic || Asexual || Slytherin || INFP || German || Scorpio || Halloween Lover 👻

[cinderjoy]

Not me stumbling right back into tumblr the second twitter is having a mental breakdown.

[buzz-cow-man]

this is all I could think about when it was on screen

[steampunkedemon]

idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.

[rogueddie]

Duffer Brothers : We're going to make a character that is so bland-

Joe Quinn : Funky little queer boy. Does a little jig. Weirdo. Joe Keery looks great with his top off. D&D. Nerd. Good with kids. Rings.

Duffer Brothers : Wait, no, he's supposed to have a rivalry with Steve like Billy did and-

Joe Quinn : No. They're in a gay relationship now. That's his boyfriend. Big boy.

[michaelcliffordisbeautiful]

Michael streaming on twitch - August 29, 2021

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed Happiness

[2007xbox360-deactivated20210907]

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

[basiliskfree]

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

[carbisari]

big comfy piles of pillows

[basiliskfree]

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

[carbisari]

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

[noivern]

they use human chairs but really badly

[rareandradiant-maiden]

same

[citrus-adventures]

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

[basiliskfree]

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

[noivern]

it’s not polite!

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

[daedricsheep]

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

[daedricsheep]

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

[dateadragonsuggestion]

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

[hornyreptiles]

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

[blaze-dargun]

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

[communistchexmix]

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

[basiliskfree]

Draw that in a separate post also these

[dovewithscales]

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

[kyrothedragon]

Just… Idk Try

[digitaldraik]

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

[natalunasans]

@shiraglassman have you seen all these?

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[writing-prompt-s]

You often end up in extremely dangerous situations where you should have died, but somehow come out of it alright. It happens so often, the Grim Reaper has started to show up with a bag of popcorn and a lawn chair.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[glumshoe]

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

[glumshoe]

one time I watched a raccoon pull up plastic tent stakes at a campground and just walk away, content with causing mischief

another time at camp I woke up to find a raccoon had grabbed the yarn that connected the string telephones my neighbor and I had strung up between our cabin windows and was just yanking on it… I grabbed one end and ended up in a tug-of-war over the string phone while this beefy raccoon pulled and pulled, hand over hand, making direct eye contact with me

and sometimes they’d sneak into cabins and just…. touch people while they slept

why!!! who said you could act like this!!!

[mrbiglong3000]

god gave them hands but not shame

[incorrectjedi]

Bellamy: Clarke is playing hard to get

Bellamy: little does she know I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of

[fairycosmos]

mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN ENDINGS, BEGINNINGS

[kilibaggins]

john murphy probably cried himself to sleep so many times and now im just emotional

[girlwill]

"i could fix him" good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity