#satan memes

[saki-19]

[xlr8nrg]

If it's true... Hey...I'm not Judging...

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wemaryyyy]

Have you ever imagined what would happen if Lucifer forced Satan into a course of anger management? Oh no. Well it doesn't matter because I imagine it for you.

Satan: I don’t need an anger management course, I can manage my anger well.

Teacher: Mr. Satan your brother said you tried to strangle another person five times because he * reads papers * because they stabbed you with an umbrella. Is this correct?

Satan: Yes, and I think I reacted very calmly.

Teacher: Clamly?

Satan: Yes, because in that situation, my mind makes me take an umbrella and pierce it down the throat of a jerk... I think I act very calmly.

Teacher: Are there other situations where you think you have acted "calmly"?

Satan: Yes right now. You don’t want to know where I want to push that can of pens.

Teacher: So I will end my fact-finding visit here. I will contact your brother so we can talk about further action.

Satan: Again, one teacher scared. If I continue at this pace Lucifer will have to pay a large sum of money that they will take me to the course. According to my calculations, Lucifer will regret this idea in about a week.It's wonderful to be a genius.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[married-to-google-translater]

*Mc tells Satan stories from their childhood*

Mc: And when I was five years old my dad went to the milk shop and he-

Satan: I am so sorry Mc.It must have been tough.

Mc: What?

Satan: TV series have taught me that if a character’s father leaves the milk shop he will never come back. *hug Mc* you are a strong person.

Mc: Satan.

Satan: Yes? *hug Mc*

Mc: I was going to say that my dad went to the milk shop because he was looking for work. My father has worked in the milk shop for a very long time.

Satan: Oh well...

Mc: Yeah

[rosebunny212]

From a conversation me and a friend had

[scribeofpnakotis]

is this anything?

textpost credit to @froody