#satan meme

[bent-rod]

“Friday Funny!”

[dragonofdarkness666]

Where do they keep the pamphlets at??

🤣

[wemaryyyy]

Have you ever imagined what would happen if Lucifer forced Satan into a course of anger management? Oh no. Well it doesn't matter because I imagine it for you.

Satan: I don’t need an anger management course, I can manage my anger well.

Teacher: Mr. Satan your brother said you tried to strangle another person five times because he * reads papers * because they stabbed you with an umbrella. Is this correct?

Satan: Yes, and I think I reacted very calmly.

Teacher: Clamly?

Satan: Yes, because in that situation, my mind makes me take an umbrella and pierce it down the throat of a jerk... I think I act very calmly.

Teacher: Are there other situations where you think you have acted "calmly"?

Satan: Yes right now. You don’t want to know where I want to push that can of pens.

Teacher: So I will end my fact-finding visit here. I will contact your brother so we can talk about further action.

Satan: Again, one teacher scared. If I continue at this pace Lucifer will have to pay a large sum of money that they will take me to the course. According to my calculations, Lucifer will regret this idea in about a week.It's wonderful to be a genius.

[married-to-google-translater]

*Mc tells Satan stories from their childhood*

Mc: And when I was five years old my dad went to the milk shop and he-

Satan: I am so sorry Mc.It must have been tough.

Mc: What?

Satan: TV series have taught me that if a character’s father leaves the milk shop he will never come back. *hug Mc* you are a strong person.

Mc: Satan.

Satan: Yes? *hug Mc*

Mc: I was going to say that my dad went to the milk shop because he was looking for work. My father has worked in the milk shop for a very long time.

Satan: Oh well...

Mc: Yeah

[crow-sleeps]

forgive me satan for I have behaved

[brokendreamsandpyramidschemes]

[married-to-google-translater]

[married-to-google-translater]

Swearing in Devildom...

Have you ever wondered how swearing works in Devildom?

If you curse normally, everyone wonders why you say normal things.

Satan also has a couple of times that you have a matter for him because you shout his name.

And because you start to get used to the fact that swear words are normal things, you come up with a new way to swear.

The next time you hit your foot in the corner of the table you will shout "God, heaven bible" and all the demons will be shocked by your bad language.