#satire post

[eddiedearlover]

Who’d win in a fight? Eddie, howdy, Sally or Julie?

Eddie Dear would mop the floor with Sally, howdy and Julie with how chubby he is

Howdy would use his four arms to put all of them into a choke hold and wins

Eddie, Julie and howdy would lose to Sally by beating them with her fists

Everyone would succumb to Julie injuring them! She’s that diva

Voting ended onJul 24

[cleradin7]

hahah imagine being a will kinnie while trying to figure out your sexuality? and seeing byler not being endgame, so now you’ve lost all your hope, hahaha couldn’t be me

[heyguysijusthereforawesome]

put them in their place queen 🙏🙏🙏

[honk-mimi-archive]

dayumm this fanfiction thing is easy as hell

[fivenightsatfireys]

having people who are more active in the osc community interact w/ your posts as a small artist sucks sometimes cause wdym the only reason my art has this many likes is because trophyhasabigass1839 reblogged my post to hundreds of people

[pro-endo-circus]

I realized why anti-endos are the way they are! (This post is satire)

Anti-endos think the whole psychiatric community is chronically online! And if endos DARE exist, all these doctors will SEE and MOCK CDC systems! All therapists would dump their CDD clients and tell them “HAHA you must clearly be a stinky ENDOGENIC I saw it on Tumblr!” Then all CDD systems will be OPPRESSED into endo terms! They’ll be forced to have alters exist for reasons other than trauma! They’ll be forced to treat their alters like people! Agh, the horror! This is why endos are not allowed to exist! An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an endogenic on Tumblr will turn all doctors against you :3

[pagan-posting]

"If you want to channel Ares, then go to the gym!"

WRONG! Mutual combat behind the Waffle House!