Art: Can I help you into the lounge? Now you’re all old and grey
Layla: *laughs* Shut up
Art: So you don’t want a ride on the chair today?
Layla laughed and sat down in Art’s lap.
Layla: Oh, I think you want a ride today by what I can feel
Art: I want you feeling comfortable with your age
Layla: Well menopause was a bitch, but somehow you’re still attracted to me so I guess I have to accept my role as woohoo goddess
Art: You do
Layla: *sighs* You don’t mind me being grey? Are you sure?
Art: Yes. It’s you, natural and beautiful, the woman of my dreams in my arms
So yeah Gran was an elder now but you wouldn’t know it from the way she and Gramp flirted with each other when they thought we couldn’t hear them. When Dylan told me her theory on why they got rabbit tattoos I just about died.









