#scareclown

[giggle-gaf-rescue]

I’ve recently taken in a bonded pair of scare clowns that were found injured in an abandoned theme park.

We’ve dubbed them spot and blot.

If any scareclown enthusiasts could chime in with how to prepare a tent for these two I’d be very grateful!

[clownth]

Going to the #store. Need clown food. Nothing ethical around here though! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MINCED FERRETS? I shan’t feed this to my Scareclown mixes. Gigaclown Incorporated, count your days... I need recommendations for good, ethical Scareclown food. I had them on a cotton candy/mouse mix not too long ago, but it was upsetting gargamel’s tummy. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated :)

[scareclownnation]

Our Story

Hello Tumblr! My name is Clownly! I got my degree in veterinary courlogy from Howard University, and had been studying clowns for a few years. But recently I ran away to Montana to start my own clown ranch/rehab, specifically for scare clowns (but we don't discriminate). Scare clowns are some of the most misunderstood species of clown, and we're here to dispell some of those myths.

[Hi, irl I'm just a 19 yro film student with a need for escapism. This blog is meant to read like a small business's social media. I'm new to tumblr so please be nice! Thank you!]

[tucutucus]

Birthday!!

[honkingvenom]

Time to introduce my own pet clown! 

Although I care for a variety of clowns, the single one i can really call my pet is Grabby, full name Grabby Mc Fancypants, a Spotted Stiltwalker/Red Hamshire Box Devil, which makes it a circus/Scare mix. Afaik, the mix doesn’t particularly have a name yet.

Grabby is a Dark red morph, as it was bred in a clutch hoped to bring monochromes. As he was a fail, I took him in.

Here’s a pic of him in his enclosure! He is approximately 2.10 meters tall (think it means 7 feet, but i’m not sure). His dome tent is around 10 x 10 m, but he also roams in the house and has some outdoor enrichment. I take him to the clown park, since he’s a rather gentle scare who has demonstrated no tendency toward clown aggressivity. I tend to keep him away from dominant breeds like augustes or really small ones just in case though, can never be too sure.

Although stiltwalkers aren’t typically carnivorous, he ended up as such, the jack in the box traits winning here. I usually feed him thawed plush animals, as it’s the easiest, but I sprinkle some easter eggs, balloon animals, or even candy beard here and there. He also loves caramelized apple treats and fake candy blood. 

A last pic of this good boy from today!

I might breed him one day, he isn’t neutered, since it may give out some fancy colored stiltjacks. 

[clownth]

Hey so, posting from the hospital. Just wanted to put it out there that scare clowns are the best. When I collapsed, Gargamel spent 9.27 minutes dragging me out of the house. It would’ve been shorter, but Gleiper wouldn’t help. Apparently, she left out of the house immediately. But that’s probably on me for not curating a better relationship with her. She’s still upset about the T*rrifier thing smh. I’m just glad we’re all safe. And before you ask what happened, MIND YUOR BUSINESS!!! It’s not that serious. Thinking about rewarding Gargamel and Gleiper for saving me with a flat screen TV to watch their BL shows. Idk yet though. Any recommendations?

[giggle-gaf-rescue]

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Transcript:

Gilly: “ I wonder how Aunt Telli could afford the up-keep on this place”

She shifts the barrel of props she’s holding nervously.

Gilly: “I’m glad we have the money but…”

Gilly’s co-worker stands up fully, pants chain clinking gently

Ash: “My guess was always hush money, like from the government.”

Ash refuses to elaborate.

Gilly drops her props.

[giggle-gaf-rescue]

It’s strange…I could have sworn I’d seen those initials before.