#coulrology

[schoolofcoulrology]

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This is to help them withstand being bombarded by raging bulls!

[cuddledot]

What is the time period between the eggs development and when the egg is laid? (I'm sorry for the multiple asks about clown reproduction but it just seemed to suddenly peak my curiosity)

Nah, you're fine! I thought I had answered this before but then I realized it was posted from my old Twitter before deactivation and didn't post it here. So here it is, kinda old but again, I'm shocked that I never showed this here. My memory is very jogged.

Welp, it's a good time to talk about Baby Clowns! Aka, Jollies! (Or grubs. Jolly is more endearing though!)

So this may come as a shock (for those that don't know) Clowns are oviparous!

As for egg development, it's much shorter than humans. It's like One in a half-ish month and an extra 20 days of proper incubation.

Now these jollies are tiny when newborns. I can't think of a proper metric for these in-universe clowns but then I realized "Oh my Mewni, the newborns can literally fit in your hand oh DEAR." They're definitely growing bigger, don't worry. Like caterpillars, they start out small when they hatch but go BIG—literally!

And of course, Jollies are different depending on the clown type they are!

One of the Cons of raising a jolly: Newborns tend to eat ALOT, luckily as they grow, they don't need a requirement of so much food to eat than before but STILL. Like I said, they're literally grubs/caterpillars that's sorta like a tadpole.

Of course, duh they need to start off eating liquids and soft foods until their teeth develop enough not only to eat hard foods and chew, but also tasty snacks and meat. Yes, meat. Just like wasp larva kinda!

So once they're about to reach the age of five, that's when their metamorphosis begins!

So if you see these signs of your Jolly showing this below, no worries! It's a sign that they're about to begin pupation!

It won't look pretty, but it'll start excreting out glooze from its intake and use it to make a cocoon pod for itself.

Seems gross, but hey it's the way of things! Gives them a comfortable place for pupation. From the inside, is where the magic begins!

After like a week or two going to their fifth birthday, a clown child finally emerges! Just make sure to give them a little wash-up.

Welcome to the second stage of your childhood, little buddy! And Happy Birthday!!

So yeah, Dirtherian clown development is very wacky and interesting!

[f4t0possum-420]

Hiii, i need some serious advice on my boy Jason here.

Jason is a “killer” clown mix with a juggalo (first, idk if juggalos count as a clown breed, second, he doesn’t really kill people, he just runs away and scares them sometimes). I have not gotten a picture yet of him in his killer clown state, but i wanna know what proper care i can give him so he lives a happy and healthy life. Anything i could do?

[bluemooncircus]

All about:

The Clowny

The clowny is a fascinating breed of clown of currently unknown origins but may have been the result of crossbreeding or strange mutations that have evolved in spaces where humans are not populous. They are mostly found in Utah, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and some parts of California, although there have been reported sightings of the clowny in New Mexico, Arizona, and Nevada, these have not been confirmed at this time.

The clowny usually appears as a horse or pony with a curled rainbow or otherwise vibrantly coloured mane, colourful clothing, and a red bulbous growth on the bridge of the nose just above the nostrils (but some lack this trait). The red bulb is not a second nose but a brightly coloured sphere of cartilage of unknown purpose. Instead of the average horse noises, they make a variety of honking noises. The most common horse breed variants are the Appaloosa and the American Paint Horse, but the clowny can be a cross of any horse breed and any clown breed. It is important to note, however, that the purposeful breeding of clowns and horses to produce a clowny (or for any other reason) is highly illegal.

Their diets consist of grass, hay, grains, certain fruits and vegetables such as carrots and apples, cotton candy, funnel cake, snowcones, and one of the most important staples of their diet, circus peanuts. Clownies absolutely CAN NOT be pellet fed. Pellets do not have adequate nutritional value to give the clowny its much needed energy and strength.

Clownies are recommended to clown owners who have the experience and land necessary to care for regular horses and ponies since they act very similarily. They need a large area to roam and be ridden frequently. They pair extremely well with rodeo clowns and are excellent choices for livestock companions. If you are not a fan of horse riding, your rodeo clown will almost certainly be up for the job.

Some rare variations of clownies have been observed by field coulrologists, such as the zebra/clown crossbreed (the clownbra), or the donky/clown crossbreed (the clownkey), but have not been made available for legal acquisition at this time due to their unpredictable nature and unknown population status.

Do you know about the clowny? Talk about what you've observed!

[cryptunez]

+ clownsona, new and improved!

Poppet :)

[4ugust-art]

CLOWNTOBER DAYS 16-20: GLITCH

Poor Kaufmo :(

[scareclownnation]

Our Story

Hello Tumblr! My name is Clownly! I got my degree in veterinary courlogy from Howard University, and had been studying clowns for a few years. But recently I ran away to Montana to start my own clown ranch/rehab, specifically for scare clowns (but we don't discriminate). Scare clowns are some of the most misunderstood species of clown, and we're here to dispell some of those myths.

[Hi, irl I'm just a 19 yro film student with a need for escapism. This blog is meant to read like a small business's social media. I'm new to tumblr so please be nice! Thank you!]

[make-way-for-the-sillies]

okok hello theree

first post here and first time scare clown owner

so i recently inhereted Jingles from my great aunt and i have no idea what im doing, does anyone have any tips on taking care of scare clowns for beginners?