One of my students asked me today if I knew who Sabrina Carpenter is. I told her that I've known who Sabrina Carpenter is since before she was born 😭
(I'm pretty sure they're trying to figure out a singer or movie or video game that I dont know about. Joke's on them, I just tell them that I know what everything is even if I have no clue what they're talking about)
one time at work the kids started doing "juno positions", and granted none of the poses they were actually doing were sexual but I was like, HEY???? 😭
good call on telling them you know everything- they'd absolutely turn whatever you don't know into a running joke lmao















