#schistposting

[bobodenkirkisgay]

[hasellia]

Them: " Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Me:

[sweetsweatbee]

Carrying one rock hammer makes me feel very cool and sciencey and carrying two rock hammers makes me feel like a cartoon dwarf

[tofueatingcat]

geology tumblr?

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[blackpercy]

Wheres Piper and Drew's quest to go find the isle of lesbos? Her mom pops up one day like "Piper, Drew. My blessed lesbian children. Sappho hasn't been seen a couple decades and honestly? I miss her she can eat the goodies like....damn...ANYWAY uhhh find her for me? Or at least find all the missing sexts she used to send to me!! Bring another one of ur siblings bc 3 is sacred. Okay thanks bye!!!!"

[bobodenkirkisgay]

[bobodenkirkisgay]

[hasellia]

First thing to do in the morning.

Gotta drink that geologic gay juice.