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Recent commission that I completed on stream - Still drawing live now if you wanna stop by!
Dudes will literally measure their schmeat with anything. Guy just sent me one compared to a windex bottle. Like, what life have you lived to use that, of all things, as a schlong-mometer?
Me: innocently trying to write so I can get that sweet, sweet content out into the world
Anon: Schmeat
Me, burying my hands in my eyes: This is going to plague me all day.
https://soundcloud.com/schmeat/the-kid-was-lighque-lightning
Start of a Friday night in <3
SCHMEAT
schmeat.
here's a pic of my weiner