C A S S A N D R A'S C_A_V_E

28.STARSHINE. He/Him/Ma'am Dumping ground for creative stuff I enjoy & shitty memes

[godivaghoul]

what is up?

[skelotan]

For sale: coffee, never drunk.

PATREON

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[bagofbonesmp3]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[innerchildabortionclinic]

will never forget: one time, I went to the hospital because I was concerned about my heart--specifically, irregular heartbeat. so they hooked up a bunch of machines to me and monitored my heartbeat, then told me everything is normal except 'whenever someone enters or leaves the room your heart rate increases rapidly'. literally just #scared

[celestial-fang]

Does my sculpture go hard so far

[godivaghoul]

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[dogpuppy]

[prinnay]

Quick art

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[bagofbonesmp3]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.