#school conversations

[zinc-saucier1]

web dev instructor: do you guys know json?

friend: Jason? the actual little man who lives in the webbed site?

me: totally. he's getting calls 24 hours a day. every second of every day. he's so tired

f: no breaks

m: just log off and give him a rest

[bananendampferdigitaldiary]

Happened in class today

Teacher: A! How many seconds does an hour have? A: Ähm… Let me think… 60 times 60… About three thousand? Brain is not braining… Teacher: Okay, what is 6*6 A: … *Literally the whole class laughing* B: Twelve dumbass! *Class laughing even harder*

[aspennntree]

up in my room hating it. and by it i mean. haha. myself

[averykedavra]

Our teacher told us to pick out a book with a main character who’s different than us in some way.

Classmate: Will this work? The main character’s a straight white male.

Teacher: Are you a straight white male?

Classmate: Yes.

Teacher: Then no.

Classmate: But he has superpowers!

Teacher: Still no.

[sweetsunnydayz-blog]

Bio Teacher: *pairing up students as lab partners* Sierra with Emma

Both in Unison: Again????

[sweetsunnydayz-blog]

*after 4.67 mins of silence*

Me: Sometimes I wish there was a wave of sparkles that followed me as I walked.

Bestie:

Me:

Bestie: Wait what?

[katbug313131]

School Convos

Me: *walks over to my friends*

First Thing I Hear-

Satan:*Standing on bleachers, arms raised in the Ask Me If I Give A Fuck TM pose*

Satan:"Swiper gon steal yo girl, Bitch!"

[boy-from-nowhere--blog]

School Conversations

Today during lunch I made my friends debate about guys wearing a strap on… some said they would wear it backwards and others said it meant double penetration… Just another normal conversation at school with my friends.