The setting: Me at work, reading a book about Pluto* to my students
1st Grade 3: Where did the planets in our solar system come from?
Me: *explaining in kid language about the sun's accretion disk*
2nd Grade 3: No, it was God! God make the planets! >:(
Me: *makes direct eye contact with the Grade 3 teacher, who looks equally uncomfortable and tense* Well, different people believe different things. This is what scientists say happened.
* The book, "Pluto! Not a Planet? Not a Problem!", is part of a fantastic nonfiction series about our solar system that I highly recommend: