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“In conclusion, the animal most likely to be a part of the conjuration school of magic would be the hedgehog.” I say and take a short breath, the Starbucks employee on the other end of the phone sighs slowly, the contractual obligation to not hang up on customers keeping her in place “Now onto the school of transmutation..”
So I had this dream where there was this knock-off DJ Khaled who was a big fan of Jake and Logan Paul. And they kept having these videos where he was just THERE. and there was this big thing where the Paul bros had... “The Smoothie”.. it was this pink smoothie inside a plastic cup. and there was some mystery surrounding it. and DJ Kaled got to drink “The Smoothie” at the end of their video, and as far as I know.. it was just normal fruit smoothie.
I also want to point out that it wasn’t the he wasn’t DJ Kalhed, but more that he didn’t really look like DJ Khalid, he was never directly referred to as DJ Kalhid by anyone. But it was just known that he WAS DJ Kahled.
He almost cried from getting to drink “The Smoothie”
Peeing yourself as an adult..
Isn’t all that much different, but you actually KNOW that you won’t be able to physically hold out, so you actually DECIDE to pee yourself...
Or at least that’s what I experienced about 40 minutes ago..
It confuses me why most of those “6 BILLION PSI CRUSHING TWO MINIATURE PEEPS” videos don’t play exclusively Under Pressure by Queen during their videos.
Fun Prank Idea
Light one cabin of a train on fire, by the next stop it will be a full on blaze, have someone step on with flame redardant clothes and the flame jelly on their skin, then take the train to hell.
You call yourself a fan but you haven’t read all 36 of their novels, paid for and downloaded all of their fan fiction before they were a published writer, watched every interview they’ve been apart of, been to all of their book signings, know their daily routine from front to back, have had their phone bugged, memorized what apps they use at what times of the day, watch their house every waking hour of the day, follow them around constantly, and have 3 restraining orders? What a fake fan!
What if..
Toilet paper was instead called Poo Poo Paper. Or Triple P
OR TP OH MY GOD THATS WHAT TP HAS STOOD FOR THIS WHOLE TIME!!
Accidentally burst out
Into a full, perfect rendition of Kiss by Prince in the Target at 10:52 pm on a Monday night, all while dancing and discussing Hummus and bread choices with my girlfriend.
