Fun Prank Idea
Light one cabin of a train on fire, by the next stop it will be a full on blaze, have someone step on with flame redardant clothes and the flame jelly on their skin, then take the train to hell.
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@lil-beastly
Fun Prank Idea
Light one cabin of a train on fire, by the next stop it will be a full on blaze, have someone step on with flame redardant clothes and the flame jelly on their skin, then take the train to hell.
You call yourself a fan but you haven’t read all 36 of their novels, paid for and downloaded all of their fan fiction before they were a published writer, watched every interview they’ve been apart of, been to all of their book signings, know their daily routine from front to back, have had their phone bugged, memorized what apps they use at what times of the day, watch their house every waking hour of the day, follow them around constantly, and have 3 restraining orders? What a fake fan!
What if..
Toilet paper was instead called Poo Poo Paper. Or Triple P
OR TP OH MY GOD THATS WHAT TP HAS STOOD FOR THIS WHOLE TIME!!
I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good
Why not both?
@chibbycookie
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
THIS TAG KNOCKED ME OUT
@lil-beastly @the-everqueen
Black-sthetic Promo
My Aesthetic is @beastkachu who is a writer, poet, published author of two books [The Man With 600 Flowers] [Shadows From the Mire (link?)], and while he did not interact with this promo post, I was given an anonymous tip and greatly pleased with what I saw! Go out and continue to be excellent!
For all you who LARP or cosplay
There’s an etsy store just opened that has prop weapons, as well as doing custom weapons!
It’s called Prop Workbench
Big News!! If you go onto the Etsy store and use the code TUMBLARP (get it? Tumblr and LARP mixed) or click here you can get 10% off your purchase of ANY weapon in the store, INCLUDING custom weapons.
This deal expires on the 20th of Novemeber, 2018. So hurry up!
Thank you!
For all you who LARP or cosplay
There’s an etsy store just opened that has prop weapons, as well as doing custom weapons!
It’s called Prop Workbench
… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?
I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS
@lil-beastly is this what you do at work?
When I first started my job at UPS, we learned about the basics of stacking packages, scanning them, doing choreographed dance numbers against what we called “the F-bois,” safely handling packages, and opening and closing trailer doors.
I was looking for reference
For a DND logo, cause I have a tavern called the “Dragon’s Foot” now, and I was gonna make a logo, so I had to look for dragon feet references. And guess what I SEE WHEN I GOOGLE “Dragon’s Feet”
Accidentally burst out
Into a full, perfect rendition of Kiss by Prince in the Target at 10:52 pm on a Monday night, all while dancing and discussing Hummus and bread choices with my girlfriend.
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
To show dominance over your mouth, snap at it occasionally.
Just a couple snaps a day shows great improvement.
Me: “He’s married.”
My gf: “He’s dead!”
New show idea
We find someone who is supposed to be the “love doctor” and it’s just a normal person trying to help one of our people get a date, but the catch, is the “real person” they are trying to help get a date is just Charlie from Always Sunny.
Costco Employee: “free samples, sausage and egg sandwich”
Six eggs, held together by sausage links in a trench coat: “yes all”
Costco employee: “one per customer”
Breakfast man: *whispering* “my brethren, I will save you” *normal volume* “yes”
Costco employee: “here’s sandwich”
Breakfast Boy: *cronch* “mmm good breakfast” *grows 6 inches*
Costco employee: “did you just.. grow?”
The Breakfaster: *grabs all sample and Consume*
It confuses me why most of those “6 BILLION PSI CRUSHING TWO MINIATURE PEEPS” videos don’t play exclusively Under Pressure by Queen during their videos.