a scot cosplaying

ascotcosplaying on Instagram. they/he pronouns, minors DNI. Obsessed with Deltarune/Undertale, Pokémon, cosplay, and TTRPGs (currently playing: Scion 2e, Dreams and Machines, Monsterhearts)

[cardentist]

making this psa [X] its own post cause the people NEED to know

TENNA DELTARUNE ISN'T WHITE !!

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Since previous chapters have given us new previous-chapter things in Castle Town (sick beats soundtrack building, board minigame building, climbing area + church + piano)...

What Chapter 5 thing would you most want added to Castle Town?

Platforming area but it's like Super Mario Maker and you can customize it

Hot Springs where people go to pour their gay little hearts out

Diner 2 (characters from various chapters will go on watchable hangouts)

Place where you can knock over Terracotta statues but it's timed

We get nothing new because none of our recruits are coming back with us :(

Voting ended onJul 17

[ascotcos]

ok but who's to say susie won't go back and get them. we recruited them we can bring them to castle town? i cannot cope with the thought that the floradinns won't meet the rudinns and that the kawkaws won't become part of shuttah's wildlife shoot

[ascotcos]

if anyone cares my current character hyperfixation is this guy

i'm going to design cosplay. i'm going to make myself merch. if fangamer releases a plush i will buy it. nyon. ueueleuleuleue. nyooon. anyone who shooed kawkaw away unfollow block me right the fuck now

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[violeteclipse2002]

@ascotcos

[ascotcos]

never take me away from heeeere

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Voting ended onJul 11

[ascotcos]

i would like for a little bit of in bed embroidery to not be so much that i become exhausted. when i was well I'd have gone outside and explored. this sucks i miss hillwalking and mountain climbing

[ascotcos]

how the fuck did 50 followers happen i don't even post interesting stuff

nice! if 50 people told me my outfit was cool in real life i'd be ecstatic! 50 is a lot of people i love you all

[ascotcos]

mature cheesehole, mild cheesehole, or mouldy cheesehole?

mild cheesehole i want to dive into the mozzarella

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

VOTE FOR SIMON 2026

You might think Simon can't qualify as a tumblr sexyman because he's attractive, BUT there's more to his character than just his looks:

Simon 'The Butcher' is a murderer with a body count of +60 people.

Traumatized to hell and back, haunted by his past.

Raised by what's essentially a death cult to be a child soldier.

The most sopping wet cat of a man to ever live. Literally. He's completely drenched in blood.

Personality of a kicked dog: Quick to anger, but apologizes profusely SO many times for hurting other people, HE EVEN APOLOGIZES TO A PANEL BOARD FOR PUNCHING IT

Haunted by mind shattering horrors.

Disfigured and turned into a monster by said horrors.

Not just this, but think about the win this would be for an indie project

Think about the traction this would give Iron Lung

Think about letting this newcomer have his time to shine

And if not for anything else, think about how funny it would be for Mark "I see everything" Iplier to find out he won the 2026 tumblr sexyman contest as Simon

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Oh fuck do you think he’d actually see it

[ascotcos]

yes. yes he would. this would break tumblr containment and he'd reference it in a stream at minimum (or maybe even make a post about it?). he knows people ship simon with ryland grace. he's been online for years. he'll see it don't you worry

[ninanation]

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

[ninanation]

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

[creacher-art]

USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.

This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:

ActionAid India

SEEDS India

GlobalGiving

Raise India (Project Tapan)

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Attention folks, @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 is hosting an ongoing Tumblr sexyman poll. Vote Simon and Ryland so we can get a Bloodymary final match

[zulius-kaltaris]

VOTE SIMON THE CONVICT FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026

Propaganda:

IT'S MARKIPLIER

Covered in blood at several points during the movie (probably not his but it depends on the theories you like)

him and Grace deserve to duke it out in the semifinals

he's a little fucked up! He's a little tormented! We all love that!

shipped with Ryan Gosling. and markiplier knows about it.

he suffered so much. he deserves it

religious traumaaaa

the movie is essentially two hours of him being shaken around in a metal can, and it still held #1 movie in the US during its first weekend and a few days after

did I mention the titties?

[ascotcos]

please

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[transhuman-priestess]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

AAC users who swear profusely <3

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

939 days left of HIS fuckup