Now, I said it in the previous post. So time for my hall of shame. My actual no 1 tf2 ship, help me
Saxton Hale x Scout
Scout fell hard at first sight of Saxton Hale. He didn't know the guy for a while, so when he heard this CEO of Mann co. will be coming he expected a typical bussiness man, not this taller than anyone, more muscly than is should be possible, contantly shirtless hunk. Frankly he was just frozen because he could feel himself falling in love in real time and honestly? He was not amused
after that he was mad jealous of Saxton's assitants, especially Bidwell since he seemed closest to Saxton. Needless to say that left him imagining and fantasizing about what it would be like if he was in that spot and having that workplace romance with that damn big Aussie
basically how they actually got closer is after Jungle inferno when Saxton actually got to even recognize who Scout is. Look- basically everything that I said in this post
that for some introduction, now more mindless fluff hcs
connected to Saxton's office is a room where he can rest, just basically a room that is not all office-like, he needs that. After getting with Scout he even made that room more cozy, there's even a bed in there since this is their primary hanging out spot when they're both at work
speaking of which, Saxton will make up the most bullshit reasons to call Scout over to his office. He needs to talk with him about the intricaties of Force-a-Nature, he needs him to help him check the documents, he heard Scout was tired and has a way to help him. Alright, this last one when used isn't usually bullshit. Still. It's not that Saxton's ashamed of just straight up calling Scout over for some snuggling and kissing time, he just likes coming up with those reasons
Scout is so into touching that Saxxy musculature. Those abs... those pecks... damn! He just wants to lie down on top of Saxton, his head against Saxton's chest. Best sleep he's ever had
anyways, they're both absolute huggers and cuddlers so once they're really comfortable with each other, especially Scout who pretends to be chill with everyone but actually needs a while to really trust them,, they're all over each other
Scout was not aware of just how rich that man is until they really started dating. Sure, he thought Sax's gotta be pretty well off considering his own salary but his lack of education didn't exactly help to realize just how much Mann co. and by extension Saxotn owns. And Scout grew up poor (another headcanon), while he's somewhat reckless with his money now, he's not used to just buying whatever he wants. Saxton can though. And he will buy Scout whatever he wants. Scout needed a while to really understand that when Saxton says "Grab whatever ya want." he really means that
one and only disdvantage of Saxton being permanently shirtless? Scout can't borrow said non-existent shirts that would no doubt be so cute and oversized on him
I love them, if no one else I will fill scout x saxton tag with my bullshit