#scoutstuck

[ranchuppi]

this has been a draft for like 2 months

i never could think of a good punch line but take this anyway

[lokh1]

everyone in the troop may laugh about jake english shaving his legs but they will not laugh when he breaks out his gams

[cisphobicsignless]

So, the kids and trolls band together and defeat LE. Using the Beta's Skaia and stuff, they create the Genesis frog and the new world, everyone working together so that it's perfect. Everyone being pre and post scratch rolls, plus the alphas and betas, this being possible becraws of the quest beds sent by Mituna from the prescratch session through space time to the alpha session and John giving the RIng of Life not to Roxy to give to Calliope, but to Feferi, who comes back god tier thanks to the quest bed and lo and behold, lifey powers.

So there's the new world, ready to be crafted. They create a model of earth, based off of memories, and history. They also include an Alternia/Beforus mix, based mostly from the Alternians memories becraws they're so much clearer. John though, being the trickster he is, slips a little bit of something from his animes in. The Moon Kingdom, and all of the other Planets. And nobody catches it under it's too late.

So, there's the Moon Kingdom, and the 10 planets of the solar system. The Silver Millenium is reigning, and Beryl attacks, yadada. The only difference is that there is one more princess that gets sent to Earth, her memories erased.

Present day, the only planetary residents that are remembered are the Alternians, since they're pretty hard to miss. They've all taken residence on Earth though, have been for centuries to anyone's remembrance, Alternia's harsher climate abandoned except for a few mixed-race visits every few years for resources. It's hardly efin remembered that trolls originate there. And then a young tyrian finds out she's a Sailor Scout and she has to protect people from demons.

[artsyfartsynerdbird]

do you guys think little Sollux would only stay in Boy Scouts just to make Eridan mad about the running total of Aradia's wins? He could constantly remind him, "this is her --- time winning, you know." and Eridan would be like "shut UP. I KNOW."

[artsyfartsynerdbird]

ALL OF THE TROUPES COULD HAVE LITTLE VERSIONS OF THE OTHER TROLLS

So Aradia's troupe would have little Kanaya, Feferi, Terezi, Vriska and Nepeta. Kanaya and Nepeta would be those sweet little girls that you just can't say no to when they ask you if you want cookies. Terezi and Vriska would be those girls that are super persuasive (aka: beat you up if you don't buy the cookies) and Feferi has her mom to take the order forms to work and get her workers to buy some. Eridan's troupe would have little Karkat, Gamzee, Equius, Tavros, and Sollux. They just kinda... aren't good at selling cookies (or whatever Boy Scouts sell). Karkat yells too much at the customer, Gamzee doesn't focus, so he tends to just kind of zone out and let his partner do the talking. Equius and Tavros would get nervous talking to someone they don't know, and Sollux would barely participate. If they had an event, he would probably make the advertisements to get the word out.

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Or how about showing your pride with a set of Queer Scout Badges by Mary Tremonte: http://www.justseeds.org/mary_tremonte/11queerpatchoff.html

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